Wedding dress tits & Semen flavoured candy
Posted on 02. Jan, 2009 by Britney in Big tits, Cleavage, Weird stuff
There’s no such thing as trying too hard to impress when it comes to cleavage:
Should I ever get married and have a white wedding (not gonna happen anytime soon) I want a dress like hers. Nothing says “we frown on pre-marital sex” like two melon sized boobs exploding out of a lily white wedding dress, right? Kudos to the woman.
A protein-rich treat for the whole family:
Look what dad brought home from his business trip, mom! Syphilis? No! Spermies! The new semen-shaped (but probably not really cum flavored) jelly babies. Pun intended. Now everyone can enjoy a load of spermies without the risk of ending up with anything worse than an upset stomach.
