Wedding dress tits & Semen flavoured candy
Posted on 02. Jan, 2009 by Britney in Big tits, Weird stuff
There’s no such thing as trying too hard to impress when it comes to cleavage:
Should I ever get married and have a white wedding (not gonna happen anytime soon) I want a dress like hers. Nothing says “we frown on pre-marital sex” like two melon sized boobs exploding out of a lily white wedding dress, right? Kudos to the woman.
A protein-rich treat for the whole family:
Look what dad brought home from his business trip, mom! Syphilis? No! Spermies! The new semen-shaped (but probably not really cum flavored) jelly babies. Pun intended. Now everyone can enjoy a load of spermies without the risk of ending up with anything worse than an upset stomach.
