There are so many rules and restriction, warning signs and laws in America that as a European you sometimes get the feeling you’re back in kindergarten. Don’t get me wrong, I love the States and I visit at least 3 times a year. The problem is that after a while it starts to get to you and you wonder how people actually deal with all those rules and regulations that no one else in the world seems to need. Yes, I know that the “beverage I’m about to enjoy” is extremely hot and yes, I know that the 30 ft rock I’m standing on is a dangerous place to be (thanks for the warning sign), that’s why I decided to climb it in the first place. And no, the second hand smoke on the beach is not going to kill your children, but maybe the SUV you used to drive them there will, either by running over them or the fact that it uses 3 times more gasoline than my Audi and spews out more toxic fumes in a day than my black lungs will in a lifetime. But hey, I’m no scientist, maybe smog is good for you and public alcohol consumption will cause the downfall of the US in the foreseeable future. But enough of my unwarranted bitching. Americans have gadgets and things that are so cool they easily make up for a lot of weirdness. Like those wonderful Keg Cans for example! They’re so big they even make my tits look small when I use my cleavage as a cup holder. They’re almost as big as my head. Amazing. Stay tuned, I’ll write a little more on booze, cigarettes and blowjobs in one of my upcoming posts. The three go together very well, in case you didn’t know.