Porn Find of the Day: Here’s a really hot little clip featuring Melanie Moon, a GGG model with what some people would call “circus tits”. You know those massive plastic boobs that don’t bounce – at all.
Anyway, I’m really familiar with a lot of the German Goo Girls porn flicks, but somehow I managed to overlook this rather interesting girl. I just watched one of her DVDs (online in my bonus video section) and she’s up to some really extreme stuff. The first scene started with a cool triple-penetration scene (oral/anal/vaginal) and a surprise ass-to-mouth interlude (when a second girl joined the humping foursome) and then it just got better and better when Melanie and her girlfriend ended up swallowing load after load of gooey cum. I don’t know about you, but I’m really into those Barbie Doll models with fake mega boobs, especially if they’re ot easily grossed out and skilled deep-throaters. – If you’re interested in getting your hands on all of Melanie Moon’s videos you can either sign up directly at the GGG site or (and that’s probably a better deal) join my own Cumtrainer.com website where you can get like 500 or so full DVDs of GGG content, including Melanie’s stuff, all of my own HD videos, as well as John Thompson Bukkake DVDs, 666 and Gag the Bitch movies and more. It’s all included in the Cumtrainer membership. I’ve said it before, I get like 80% of the porn I watch from my own bonus video archive, as strange as this may sound, there’s just so much cool stuff there. Been doing this for over a year now and I’ve barely scratched the surface.

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Lick, salt, lick, drink, bite the lemon, right? This clip was supposed to be a short video tutorial on how to drink Tequila the right way. Guess I got a little confused in the heat of the moment but I managed to pull it off anyway including the little “twist” at the end. At least no one got hurt considering the salt and lemon juice were applied to rather sensitive regions of the male anatomy. BTW, make sure you try the cinnamon/orange variation if you haven’t already. Yummy. – For more cum swallowing weirdness check out my website Cumtrainer.com

In this movie we returned to the changing booth you might remember from the “Fastlove” HD Video. This time we got really lucky though: decent lighting, hardly any screaming kids outside, no one knocking at the door, a really entertaining cumshot right into my eye and most importantly a screwing couple right next to us. Imagine the odds! No kidding, as soon as we started recording I could hear the typical sucking, fucking and “slapping” sounds coming from next door. I’m pretty sure they noticed us as well. That’s what I call a fun Sunday afternoon.

Underboob / Neathage Gallery

Underboob (definition): Exposure of the underside of the breast, such as below an extremely short crop top, is known as neathage, Australian cleavage, reverse cleavage or underboob. When the lateral aspects of the breasts are uncovered, it is known as side cleavage or sideboob.
I’ve been researching this phenomenon all day, googling my butt off, and I can now confirm that it’s incredibly hard to find a nice collection of underboob and/or neathage shots anywhere on the web. A couple of blogs have a few pics, a handful of tits forums have threads dedicated to crop tops with boobs hanging out, but there’s no definitive website with nice big collections of those kinds of shots. So to get the ball rolling I’ve decided to put together a 50 pics (2-page) gallery with pics I found during the last couple of months. One thing I’d like to add after viewing the Freeones.com thread is that I believe that a real Neathage/Underboob shot must adhere to the same rules as sidewinder shots: There can’t be any exposed nipples. Once you see a nipple it’s basically full frontal nudity. The whole point of cleavage in general is that it’s about hiding the breast not depicting it in it’s full glory. There’s gotta be something left to the imagination, right? – Uhm, and please disregard the image I’m using for this post, it’s not really an underboob or neathage shot, I just thought it was seriously cool.
For clarification (= more jerk-off material) here’s a short Underboob Video I came across today.
Those of you who’ve missed the Sidewinder Tits “Monster Galleries” here’s a link to the blog post containing all the images.

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I usually don’t advertise other websites, but I really had a blast watching this DVD online last night. I highly recommend it. You can check out the whole thing here

I didn’t get much time to update the blog those last couple of weeks, none whatsoever actually. So anyway, here’s an old promo gallery (from my early days in porn) which I kinda love but I’m also a little embarrassed about. Why? Just take a look at my eyes, I must have been so drunk that night, I probably had a hard time just standing upright in those heels. No wonder I latched onto the firs available dick to steady myself. There might be a video of that night somewhere in my archives, but honestly I have no recollection what happened after we took those photos…

The one chapter (from “Alice – Through the Looking Glass”) they never told you about when you were a kid tells an interesting story about Alice’s carnal encounter with Humpty Humpy, the evil twin brother of the famous and beloved egg-shaped character… No seriously, this is a huge anal/ass-to-mouth video which I’m gonna have to split into two parts. I’ve decided to keep it very realistic this time and left in everything, including the “preparation” phase right at the beginning. Stay tuned for the throat fucking & ATM (ass-to-mouth) conclusion which I’m gonna upload asap.
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