Here’s a list of Don’ts for a change. We all know about the Dos, right? Do swallow. Kneel properly. Wear heels. Deepthroat if you can. Keep eye contact. etc.

1. Chew gum
2. Snore
3. Smoke
4. Talk (unless spoken to)
5. Pray

6. Eat Thai food
7. Sneeze
8. Point out lint on the cock
9. Blow into the pee hole
10. Pretend you’re playing clarinet while humming a tune