No self-respecting cum slut can call herself that without undergoing the delightfully degrading cum funnel treatment from time to time. Since I’m now shooting all my videos in high-def I took the opportunity to do another of those funnel scenes but this time in much better HD quality. Apart from proving to the world and of course the men being serviced that you are indeed a proper cum dumpster the technique does have one distinct advantage. Eager swallowers like myself are very aware that quite often oral cum shots accidentally end up becoming facials. You just never know if the wad will dribble out of the pee hole or shoot across the room. With a cum funnel on the other hand aiming is much easier since you don’t have to position your open mouth or the cock for that matter at such a precise angle. Pretty much every guy who made me do a funnel swallow managed to hit the container. That way not a single drop gets wasted. In this particular case it was kinda interesting because the load turned out to be so gooey that only the clear liquid went through the hole and down my throat at first. I actually had to suck out the remaining glob of white-ish cock jelly through the hole at the bottom. Check out the full video at CumtrainerHD

Here’s a couple of unbelievably strange and weirdly sexy images from my all-time favorite picture book: “Its a Man’s World – Men’s adventure magazines, the postwar pulps” by Adam Parfrey. The perfect birthday gift, my boyfriend loved it. Even though torture, imprisonment, war and death are the main underlying themes you’re probably gonna laugh your head off once you start reading the blurbs on the magazine covers. – And you thought the 80′s were weird… (click any of the thumbnails to open the gallery)

There are so many rules and restriction, warning signs and laws in America that as a European you sometimes get the feeling you’re back in kindergarten. Don’t get me wrong, I love the States and I visit at least 3 times a year. The problem is that after a while it starts to get to you and you wonder how people actually deal with all those rules and regulations that no one else in the world seems to need. Yes, I know that the “beverage I’m about to enjoy” is extremely hot and yes, I know that the 30 ft rock I’m standing on is a dangerous place to be (thanks for the warning sign), that’s why I decided to climb it in the first place. And no, the second hand smoke on the beach is not going to kill your children, but maybe the SUV you used to drive them there will, either by running over them or the fact that it uses 3 times more gasoline than my Audi and spews out more toxic fumes in a day than my black lungs will in a lifetime. But hey, I’m no scientist, maybe smog is good for you and public alcohol consumption will cause the downfall of the US in the foreseeable future. But enough of my unwarranted bitching. Americans have gadgets and things that are so cool they easily make up for a lot of weirdness. Like those wonderful Keg Cans for example! They’re so big they even make my tits look small when I use my cleavage as a cup holder. They’re almost as big as my head. Amazing. Stay tuned, I’ll write a little more on booze, cigarettes and blowjobs in one of my upcoming posts. The three go together very well, in case you didn’t know.

If these aren’t some of the hottest (coolest?) CG babes models you’ve seen in quite a while you’re probably spending too much time reading Manga and watching Japanese Anime. Get a life. – For all you others, feel free to feast your eyes on a little bikini, boobs and cleavage gallery I’ve made for this blog. There’s a link in the gallery that will take you to the artist’s homepage (which unfortunately is in Japanese) but you should be able to find the pic archives there quite easily. He’s doing cars too! I just wish he’d start cranking out 3D cum facials and porn, now that would be so awesome *lol*

Online sex toy retailer LoveHoney.co.uk is advertising what could be the most unusual job ever. The company is searching for a sexually active couple who will be prepared to test a new pill designed to change the taste of semen.

The pill, which is taken as a twice a day for 30 days, claims to mask the traditionally salty taste of male ejaculate with a refreshing apple-like flavour. Successful applicants will take the pill for 30 days and will use an online blog to provide a blow-by-blow account of how the taste of their partner’s sexual fluid changes.

“A payment is offered,” says LoveHoney test organiser Ali Carnegie, “But this is really a job that people should do for love rather than money.”

Couples who are interested in the position can apply by completing the Sperm Tester application form on the LoveHoney Web site. Doesn’t matter if you spit or swallow, as long as you’re willing to keep the goo in your mouth long enough to savour the flavor. Both straight and gay couples are encouraged to apply.

In America we get free temporary tattoos in our cereal boxes. In Holland, they get free sex toys with their glossy mags. How does the incredible Celebrator work, I hear you ask? Here are some basic instructions from the official website:

The Celebrator is an extension piece that you place on your electrical toothbrush which vibrates with its movements. First make sure that the electrical toothbrush has been sufficiently loaded. Remove the brush and replace it with the Celebrator and there you go: Your extreme toothbrush sextoy makeover! Some electrical toothbrushes have adjustable speed settings, which provide varying levels of stimulation. In order to use the Celebrator the way you prefer it, you should try and purchase an electrical toothbrush that moves at which rate you like the most. The Celebrator is for external usage, because almost all the female ‘pleasure zones’ are found on and around the clitoris. The size of the Celebrator is very compact and it’s easy to take with you. This way your toothbrush gets a multifunctional and pleasant character.

The Celebrator 3-pack is only USD 14,95. And in case you were wondering the 100-pack is USD 323,95. Yeah, I know, I asked the same question…

Yesterday me an my Fuck-Buddy went out for a drink, as usual we didn’t end up in a Bar. We ended up making out in his car on a big parkinglot, not noticing a parked car with someone inside staring at us. We suddenly noticed the man in the car and we just waved at him. He seemed shocked and drove away. It was great. Anyway we both were very horny, so we decided to have sex right away without driving home. It was great, his car isn’t very big but it was surprisingly comfortable!

At first I thought that having sex in a car would feel really cheap and trashy, it does, a little bit, but it’s also a lot of fun! And the thought of getting caught made me all tingly. I came pretty quickly but my friend didn’t and so I told him to drive me home so I could go down on him while driving. I love to give head to guys behind the wheel. I sucked his balls and cock all the way back. Just before we got to my place he had to stop in the middle lane of an intersection and I decided that would be a good place for him to blow his load. (Did I mention that Danger is my middle name *lol*) I deepthroated him like there was no tomorrow, pounding my face into his lap and balls and swallowed his load right then and there wedged in between two other cars. Unfortunately I don’t think they saw us. I’m just glad I didn’t get arrested for public cum eating

I get a lot of e-mail. I also get a lot of WEIRD e-mail. But yesterday’s fanmail takes the cake. I’ll copy and paste the original message below for you to peruse. Let’s just say I was blown away by how dedicated my cum-loving admirer is in reaching his personal goals. You probably will be disgusted by the pics but they’re proof for Mr. Anonymous’ claims. I’ve seen plenty of frozen and thawed cum in the last 5 years to know that this is for real. So without further ado, I present to you what might just be the most extraordinary e-mail I’ll ever get:

Hi Britney, I send you pictures and videos of the cum I have collected for almost 2 years. I often clean it through a strainer to keep only the clearest part, I get rid of the thick bits. It’s a 2 liter bottle and it should be full by september. I usually masturbate 3 to 4 times a week, if you multiplate by 500 days, you’ve more that 1500 loads in there! Tell me what you think of it?

A screenshot of Mr. Anonymous’ hands-free cumshot video. Quite impressive.