More Sidewinder Tits, bigger, better, bustier. This second gallery has it all, obscenely huge Stereo Sidewinders and subtle erotic Monos. 3 fun-packed pages of boobs like you’ve never seen them before. Feel free to participate in the forum and/or suggest new pics or galleries. The Sidewinder thread can be found here (thanks Freeones.com!) - One more thing, there’s a “rule” I forgot to mention in my last post: A sidewinder pic will be disqualified if nipple(s) are visible. In that case the image is very likely an angled sideways shot instead of a proper sidewinder pic. You will see a couple of angled mono sidewinders in this second gallery but I stuck to the no-nipple rule. If you want to become a Sidewinder hunter yourself you can also post a URL suggestion in the blog comments or e-mail me at britney -at- chicktrainer.com

First, dry theory:
A glory hole is a hole in a wall or other partition, often between public lavatory stalls or video booths for men to engage in sexual activity. The partition maintains anonymity or physical separation. To use a glory hole a man puts his penis through the hole to engage in fellatio, or anal intercourse or a handjob. Rough-cut or crudely fashioned glory holes can cause serious lacerations or abrasions to a penis. In some sex clubs and adult theaters, the glory hole is given a protective surface to prevent injuries. Using a glory hole in a public place (such as a restroom) also exposes the participants to possible legal threats, as such behavior could be considered public indecency or lewdness.

…but what if you could have your own personal (portable) gloryhole at home?

Here’s how we did it for my latest HD Video (”Suck-o-Lux 3000″):
First get a 50 inch Plasma TV. Throw away the TV set and keep the box. Assuming the portable gloryhole will be “manned” by a woman - your wife or girlfriend - you must decide if you’ll go for the totally impersonal/anonymous version (= just a hole for the mouth) or the Deluxe 3000 model I built for myself which has openings for the breasts as well.
You can see on my pics that the breast holes work pretty well for big tits but may be a disappointment if used on less well-endowed females. So before you start cutting holes into your box consider this: If the person in the box plans to sit back on her heels her knees will touch the partition containing the holes making it impossible for both the breasts as well as the mouth to line up correctly. You will have to factor in a compartment at the bottom of the box for the knees and part of the legs. If on the other hand the person intends to kneel in an upright position (imagine a capital letter “L” to better visualize the body’s alignment) both boobs and mouth will align correctly. It is important to make this decision before the box cutter comes into play as the height of the respective holes will change up to a foot depending on kneeling-preference. One last thing, cardboard has sharp edges and penile papercuts are - as I’m told - quite unpleasant. You might want to soften those edges with sticky tape or whatever else you deem suitable for the job.

Addendum regarding the tit-holes: Start small and measure the lowest point of the opening to the underside of the breast where it’s attached to the breast-bone not the underside of the boob itself. Then gradually expand the breast holes until you can squeeze through the entire boob. It’s better to use the smallest holes possible as tits are quite flexible. I actually had my better half pull hard (through a rather tiny opening) so my tits received some additional lift (like from a wonderbra). Just don’t use the nipples to pull, but grab hold of the whole breast, then pull. It’s not as uncomfortable as it sounds. Making the boob openings too big will give away too much of the person’s body behind the partition and ruin the illusion.
Feel free to post any questions you might have and I’ll elaborate on the issues I might not have addressed in this post.

And you thought MY cup holder foto was weird:

That’s why you shouldn’t drink out of the bottle. You just don’t know where it’s been before

The last time I saw Queeny Love (online that is) she was kneeling in front of a toilet bowl gagging on cock retching and puking her guts out. Not because she’s a bad deepthroater, hell no, but because she’s one of those girls who just happen to enjoy doing borderline (gross) extreme hardcore stuff. Imagine my surprise seeing her in a soft-core shoot. From what I read on the Goldfinger website, the photo-shoot turned into something more x-rated, but I haven’t seen the pics myself. The website has some interesting free pics on it and I recommend you check it out for yourself. Don’t expect expert photography or cool web design, I suspect this is a more amateurish operation: Goldfinger2000.de

Who said chicks don’t play console games? I actually own a DS, a PSP, an Xbox and a 360 as well as a PS2. Hey, I’m in porn, I can afford it *lol* - Truth be told, I’m more of a puzzle gamer though and I really dig the more childish stuff like Pikmin and Ratchet & Clank. I like watching the guys play GTA and racing games, but I just suck big time everytime I try it myself. But anyway, I was a bit disappointed in the PSP and it’s gathering dust somewhere on a shelf. The only times I pick it up is when I have to go away for a couple of days and want to bring some portable porn with me. My latest HD videos fit nicely on the 16:9 screen, so that’s a nice way to show off, but most of the memory stick is filled with the GGG clips and Bukkake videos I just can’t live without. I even bought a bigger battery so I don’t run out of juice at the climax of one of those gangbangs when the girls start drinking containers full of jizz. Trust me, it’s a very unpleasant experience. Click any of the pics to go to the wallpaper download galleries.

No self-respecting cum slut can call herself that without undergoing the delightfully degrading cum funnel treatment from time to time. Since I’m now shooting all my videos in high-def I took the opportunity to do another of those funnel scenes but this time in much better HD quality. Apart from proving to the world and of course the men being serviced that you are indeed a proper cum dumpster the technique does have one distinct advantage. Eager swallowers like myself are very aware that quite often oral cum shots accidentally end up becoming facials. You just never know if the wad will dribble out of the pee hole or shoot across the room. With a cum funnel on the other hand aiming is much easier since you don’t have to position your open mouth or the cock for that matter at such a precise angle. Pretty much every guy who made me do a funnel swallow managed to hit the container. That way not a single drop gets wasted. In this particular case it was kinda interesting because the load turned out to be so gooey that only the clear liquid went through the hole and down my throat at first. I actually had to suck out the remaining glob of white-ish cock jelly through the hole at the bottom. Check out the full video at CumtrainerHD

Here’s a couple of unbelievably strange and weirdly sexy images from my all-time favorite picture book: “Its a Man’s World - Men’s adventure magazines, the postwar pulps” by Adam Parfrey. The perfect birthday gift, my boyfriend loved it. Even though torture, imprisonment, war and death are the main underlying themes you’re probably gonna laugh your head off once you start reading the blurbs on the magazine covers. - And you thought the 80’s were weird… (click any of the thumbnails to open the gallery)

There are so many rules and restriction, warning signs and laws in America that as a European you sometimes get the feeling you’re back in kindergarten. Don’t get me wrong, I love the States and I visit at least 3 times a year. The problem is that after a while it starts to get to you and you wonder how people actually deal with all those rules and regulations that no one else in the world seems to need. Yes, I know that the “beverage I’m about to enjoy” is extremely hot and yes, I know that the 30 ft rock I’m standing on is a dangerous place to be (thanks for the warning sign), that’s why I decided to climb it in the first place. And no, the second hand smoke on the beach is not going to kill your children, but maybe the SUV you used to drive them there will, either by running over them or the fact that it uses 3 times more gasoline than my Audi and spews out more toxic fumes in a day than my black lungs will in a lifetime. But hey, I’m no scientist, maybe smog is good for you and public alcohol consumption will cause the downfall of the US in the foreseeable future. But enough of my unwarranted bitching. Americans have gadgets and things that are so cool they easily make up for a lot of weirdness. Like those wonderful Keg Cans for example! They’re so big they even make my tits look small when I use my cleavage as a cup holder. They’re almost as big as my head. Amazing. Stay tuned, I’ll write a little more on booze, cigarettes and blowjobs in one of my upcoming posts. The three go together very well, in case you didn’t know.