Sweet nostalgia washes over me… Those were the days! Oh wait, I just shot another paperbag blowjob video in HD a couple of weeks back. Check it out, it’s called Baghead HD. I think the new version is much cooler than the classic clip. Also my boobs got bigger over the years. Honestly.

A protein-rich treat for the whole family:
Look what dad brought home from his business trip, mom! Syphilis? No! Spermies! The new semen-shaped (but probably not really cum flavored) jelly babies. Pun intended. Now everyone can enjoy a load of spermies without the risk of ending up with anything worse than an upset stomach.

Unlike the previous (sneakers) advert in one of my earlier posts this one’s not a spoof. The actor Alan Cumming is joining the celebrity fragrance frenzy with the launch of “Cumming” The Fragrance. – Honestly, I’m not making this up. If you don’t believe me or want to order a piece of overpriced soap called “Cumming in a Bar” (or my personal favorite, “Cumming all Over” body lotion) check out the official web-site. And if you think the photo gallery is hilarious make sure you also check out Alan’s videoclip on YouTube – but be forewarned it might just make your Gaydar explode.

Oh and here are a couple of press clippings and reviews
“Alan’s cumming! On the big screen and in the shower he’s leaving his mark!” Playgirl
“It’s America in the time of George Bush. If you don’t get the joke, or if you’re trying to get Darwinism banned from your school, you’re not going to buy a soap called Cumming in a Bar.” People.com
“Cumming, dear. What once was a term of polite precaution has become the season’s latest olfactory craze, thanks to a collaboration between perfumer extraordinaire Christopher Brosius and innovative movie maverick Alan Cumming.” Metro Source

Ok, you look at the pic below (the babe in the pink stockings) and you see a silicone doll. Life-sized, incredibly hot but still a doll. But let’s be honest, when you look a the three thumbnails above at least one of those ladies has you fooled, right? For me it’s the one in the middle, she’s incredibly life-like and I would never have guessed it’s a Real Doll (www.realdoll.com) had I seen this out of context. – If you’ve had enough of women talking back to you and not doing anal you can now fork over 6000 bucks and have the women of your dreams custom made and shipped in a big discreetly labeled box. Check out the gallery I’ve made or the website to start building your own dream girl, uh, I mean doll.

I apologize for possible duplicates, it’s not very likely, but I am starting to have a hard time remembering which stereo or mono sidewinder shots have already been submitted or posted. But then again, I’d rather have a couple of reposts than miss out on a really good pic.

Use these links to see them all:
Sidewinder Tits Gallery #4
Sidewinder Tits Gallery #3
Sidewinder Tits Gallery #2
Sidewinder Tits Gallery #1

“Sidewinder Tits” is a term I coined last year and – to my great surprise – it’s been eagerly adopted by my fellow blog- and forum-posters. If you have no clue what I’m talking about or if you’re confusing this idea with the “sideboob” concept just go back and read this post for more info. Check out my latest collection of brand new sidewinder boobs pics in Gallery #4 – Thanks to the guys over at the Freeones Message Board for keeping the thread alive and fresh for almost a year now.

Sidewinder Tits Gallery #3
Sidewinder Tits Gallery #2
Sidewinder Tits Gallery #1

Believe it or not I’ve done this before. Here’s the proof. This was a couple of years ago though and I’ve gone HD since. So if you really wanna see me foam at the mouth up close now’s your chance. If there’s such a thing as blowjob-breath this might not be the ideal way to get rid of it, but at least it makes oral hygiene fun again! Full HD Video download already available at my website. (Enjoy the gallery! Just click the thumbnail pics)

More Sidewinder Tits, bigger, better, bustier. This second gallery has it all, obscenely huge Stereo Sidewinders and subtle erotic Monos. 3 fun-packed pages of boobs like you’ve never seen them before. Feel free to participate in the forum and/or suggest new pics or galleries. The Sidewinder thread can be found here (thanks Freeones.com!) – One more thing, there’s a “rule” I forgot to mention in my last post: A sidewinder pic will be disqualified if nipple(s) are visible. In that case the image is very likely an angled sideways shot instead of a proper sidewinder pic. You will see a couple of angled mono sidewinders in this second gallery but I stuck to the no-nipple rule. If you want to become a Sidewinder hunter yourself you can also post a URL suggestion in the blog comments or e-mail me at britney -at- chicktrainer.com

First, dry theory:
A glory hole is a hole in a wall or other partition, often between public lavatory stalls or video booths for men to engage in sexual activity. The partition maintains anonymity or physical separation. To use a glory hole a man puts his penis through the hole to engage in fellatio, or anal intercourse or a handjob. Rough-cut or crudely fashioned glory holes can cause serious lacerations or abrasions to a penis. In some sex clubs and adult theaters, the glory hole is given a protective surface to prevent injuries. Using a glory hole in a public place (such as a restroom) also exposes the participants to possible legal threats, as such behavior could be considered public indecency or lewdness.

…but what if you could have your own personal (portable) gloryhole at home?

Here’s how we did it for my latest HD Video (“Suck-o-Lux 3000″):
First get a 50 inch Plasma TV. Throw away the TV set and keep the box. Assuming the portable gloryhole will be “manned” by a woman – your wife or girlfriend – you must decide if you’ll go for the totally impersonal/anonymous version (= just a hole for the mouth) or the Deluxe 3000 model I built for myself which has openings for the breasts as well.
You can see on my pics that the breast holes work pretty well for big tits but may be a disappointment if used on less well-endowed females. So before you start cutting holes into your box consider this: If the person in the box plans to sit back on her heels her knees will touch the partition containing the holes making it impossible for both the breasts as well as the mouth to line up correctly. You will have to factor in a compartment at the bottom of the box for the knees and part of the legs. If on the other hand the person intends to kneel in an upright position (imagine a capital letter “L” to better visualize the body’s alignment) both boobs and mouth will align correctly. It is important to make this decision before the box cutter comes into play as the height of the respective holes will change up to a foot depending on kneeling-preference. One last thing, cardboard has sharp edges and penile papercuts are – as I’m told – quite unpleasant. You might want to soften those edges with sticky tape or whatever else you deem suitable for the job.

Addendum regarding the tit-holes: Start small and measure the lowest point of the opening to the underside of the breast where it’s attached to the breast-bone not the underside of the boob itself. Then gradually expand the breast holes until you can squeeze through the entire boob. It’s better to use the smallest holes possible as tits are quite flexible. I actually had my better half pull hard (through a rather tiny opening) so my tits received some additional lift (like from a wonderbra). Just don’t use the nipples to pull, but grab hold of the whole breast, then pull. It’s not as uncomfortable as it sounds. Making the boob openings too big will give away too much of the person’s body behind the partition and ruin the illusion.
Feel free to post any questions you might have and I’ll elaborate on the issues I might not have addressed in this post.

That’s why you shouldn’t drink out of the bottle. You just don’t know where it’s been before

The last time I saw Queeny Love (online that is) she was kneeling in front of a toilet bowl gagging on cock retching and puking her guts out. Not because she’s a bad deepthroater, hell no, but because she’s one of those girls who just happen to enjoy doing borderline (gross) extreme hardcore stuff. Imagine my surprise seeing her in a soft-core shoot. From what I read on the Goldfinger website, the photo-shoot turned into something more x-rated, but I haven’t seen the pics myself. The website has some interesting free pics on it and I recommend you check it out for yourself. Don’t expect expert photography or cool web design, I suspect this is a more amateurish operation: Goldfinger2000.de

Who said chicks don’t play console games? I actually own a DS, a PSP, an Xbox and a 360 as well as a PS2. Hey, I’m in porn, I can afford it *lol* – Truth be told, I’m more of a puzzle gamer though and I really dig the more childish stuff like Pikmin and Ratchet & Clank. I like watching the guys play GTA and racing games, but I just suck big time everytime I try it myself. But anyway, I was a bit disappointed in the PSP and it’s gathering dust somewhere on a shelf. The only times I pick it up is when I have to go away for a couple of days and want to bring some portable porn with me. My latest HD videos fit nicely on the 16:9 screen, so that’s a nice way to show off, but most of the memory stick is filled with the GGG clips and Bukkake videos I just can’t live without. I even bought a bigger battery so I don’t run out of juice at the climax of one of those gangbangs when the girls start drinking containers full of jizz. Trust me, it’s a very unpleasant experience. Click any of the pics to go to the wallpaper download galleries.

No self-respecting cum slut can call herself that without undergoing the delightfully degrading cum funnel treatment from time to time. Since I’m now shooting all my videos in high-def I took the opportunity to do another of those funnel scenes but this time in much better HD quality. Apart from proving to the world and of course the men being serviced that you are indeed a proper cum dumpster the technique does have one distinct advantage. Eager swallowers like myself are very aware that quite often oral cum shots accidentally end up becoming facials. You just never know if the wad will dribble out of the pee hole or shoot across the room. With a cum funnel on the other hand aiming is much easier since you don’t have to position your open mouth or the cock for that matter at such a precise angle. Pretty much every guy who made me do a funnel swallow managed to hit the container. That way not a single drop gets wasted. In this particular case it was kinda interesting because the load turned out to be so gooey that only the clear liquid went through the hole and down my throat at first. I actually had to suck out the remaining glob of white-ish cock jelly through the hole at the bottom. Check out the full video at CumtrainerHD

Here’s a couple of unbelievably strange and weirdly sexy images from my all-time favorite picture book: “Its a Man’s World – Men’s adventure magazines, the postwar pulps” by Adam Parfrey. The perfect birthday gift, my boyfriend loved it. Even though torture, imprisonment, war and death are the main underlying themes you’re probably gonna laugh your head off once you start reading the blurbs on the magazine covers. – And you thought the 80′s were weird… (click any of the thumbnails to open the gallery)

There are so many rules and restriction, warning signs and laws in America that as a European you sometimes get the feeling you’re back in kindergarten. Don’t get me wrong, I love the States and I visit at least 3 times a year. The problem is that after a while it starts to get to you and you wonder how people actually deal with all those rules and regulations that no one else in the world seems to need. Yes, I know that the “beverage I’m about to enjoy” is extremely hot and yes, I know that the 30 ft rock I’m standing on is a dangerous place to be (thanks for the warning sign), that’s why I decided to climb it in the first place. And no, the second hand smoke on the beach is not going to kill your children, but maybe the SUV you used to drive them there will, either by running over them or the fact that it uses 3 times more gasoline than my Audi and spews out more toxic fumes in a day than my black lungs will in a lifetime. But hey, I’m no scientist, maybe smog is good for you and public alcohol consumption will cause the downfall of the US in the foreseeable future. But enough of my unwarranted bitching. Americans have gadgets and things that are so cool they easily make up for a lot of weirdness. Like those wonderful Keg Cans for example! They’re so big they even make my tits look small when I use my cleavage as a cup holder. They’re almost as big as my head. Amazing. Stay tuned, I’ll write a little more on booze, cigarettes and blowjobs in one of my upcoming posts. The three go together very well, in case you didn’t know.

If these aren’t some of the hottest (coolest?) CG babes models you’ve seen in quite a while you’re probably spending too much time reading Manga and watching Japanese Anime. Get a life. – For all you others, feel free to feast your eyes on a little bikini, boobs and cleavage gallery I’ve made for this blog. There’s a link in the gallery that will take you to the artist’s homepage (which unfortunately is in Japanese) but you should be able to find the pic archives there quite easily. He’s doing cars too! I just wish he’d start cranking out 3D cum facials and porn, now that would be so awesome *lol*

The pill, which is taken as a twice a day for 30 days, claims to mask the traditionally salty taste of male ejaculate with a refreshing apple-like flavour. Successful applicants will take the pill for 30 days and will use an online blog to provide a blow-by-blow account of how the taste of their partner’s sexual fluid changes.

“A payment is offered,” says LoveHoney test organiser Ali Carnegie, “But this is really a job that people should do for love rather than money.”

Couples who are interested in the position can apply by completing the Sperm Tester application form on the LoveHoney Web site. Doesn’t matter if you spit or swallow, as long as you’re willing to keep the goo in your mouth long enough to savour the flavor. Both straight and gay couples are encouraged to apply.

The Celebrator is an extension piece that you place on your electrical toothbrush which vibrates with its movements. First make sure that the electrical toothbrush has been sufficiently loaded. Remove the brush and replace it with the Celebrator and there you go: Your extreme toothbrush sextoy makeover! Some electrical toothbrushes have adjustable speed settings, which provide varying levels of stimulation. In order to use the Celebrator the way you prefer it, you should try and purchase an electrical toothbrush that moves at which rate you like the most. The Celebrator is for external usage, because almost all the female ‘pleasure zones’ are found on and around the clitoris. The size of the Celebrator is very compact and it’s easy to take with you. This way your toothbrush gets a multifunctional and pleasant character.

The Celebrator 3-pack is only USD 14,95. And in case you were wondering the 100-pack is USD 323,95. Yeah, I know, I asked the same question…

At first I thought that having sex in a car would feel really cheap and trashy, it does, a little bit, but it’s also a lot of fun! And the thought of getting caught made me all tingly. I came pretty quickly but my friend didn’t and so I told him to drive me home so I could go down on him while driving. I love to give head to guys behind the wheel. I sucked his balls and cock all the way back. Just before we got to my place he had to stop in the middle lane of an intersection and I decided that would be a good place for him to blow his load. (Did I mention that Danger is my middle name *lol*) I deepthroated him like there was no tomorrow, pounding my face into his lap and balls and swallowed his load right then and there wedged in between two other cars. Unfortunately I don’t think they saw us. I’m just glad I didn’t get arrested for public cum eating

Hi Britney, I send you pictures and videos of the cum I have collected for almost 2 years. I often clean it through a strainer to keep only the clearest part, I get rid of the thick bits. It’s a 2 liter bottle and it should be full by september. I usually masturbate 3 to 4 times a week, if you multiplate by 500 days, you’ve more that 1500 loads in there! Tell me what you think of it?

A screenshot of Mr. Anonymous’ hands-free cumshot video. Quite impressive.