There’s no such thing as trying too hard to impress when it comes to cleavage:
Should I ever get married and have a white wedding (not gonna happen anytime soon) I want a dress like hers. Nothing says “we frown on pre-marital sex” like two melon sized boobs exploding out of a lily white wedding dress, right? Kudos to the woman.

A protein-rich treat for the whole family:
Look what dad brought home from his business trip, mom! Syphilis? No! Spermies! The new semen-shaped (but probably not really cum flavored) jelly babies. Pun intended. Now everyone can enjoy a load of spermies without the risk of ending up with anything worse than an upset stomach.

This is the only video game in the history of interactive entertainment (at least to my knowledge) where the goal is to “rape” a helpless woman! While we don’t condone any kind of sexual abuse here at COB, it nevertheless becomes pretty damn harmless (not to mention hilarious) once you put it in the context of a Atari 2600 video game that was released over 20 years ago. The gameplay is simple. you are a naked and horny General Custer with a big fat 4-bit boner. On the far right of the screen is a naked Indian maiden tied to a stake. The goal is to have sex with her as much as possible without getting hit by the arrows falling from the sky.

Unlike the previous (sneakers) advert in one of my earlier posts this one’s not a spoof. The actor Alan Cumming is joining the celebrity fragrance frenzy with the launch of “Cumming” The Fragrance. – Honestly, I’m not making this up. If you don’t believe me or want to order a piece of overpriced soap called “Cumming in a Bar” (or my personal favorite, “Cumming all Over” body lotion) check out the official web-site. And if you think the photo gallery is hilarious make sure you also check out Alan’s videoclip on YouTube – but be forewarned it might just make your Gaydar explode.

Oh and here are a couple of press clippings and reviews
“Alan’s cumming! On the big screen and in the shower he’s leaving his mark!” Playgirl
“It’s America in the time of George Bush. If you don’t get the joke, or if you’re trying to get Darwinism banned from your school, you’re not going to buy a soap called Cumming in a Bar.” People.com
“Cumming, dear. What once was a term of polite precaution has become the season’s latest olfactory craze, thanks to a collaboration between perfumer extraordinaire Christopher Brosius and innovative movie maverick Alan Cumming.” Metro Source

This is either the best viral advertisement ever made or the best spoofed ad ever made. Regardless of the story behind this promo, it’s genius. AND incredibly hot without even showing anything pornographic. Click the pic on the left to open up the blue version or click here to see the red version of the ad. God, how I wish TV promos were that entertaining.

Lick, salt, lick, drink, bite the lemon, right? This clip was supposed to be a short video tutorial on how to drink Tequila the right way. Guess I got a little confused in the heat of the moment but I managed to pull it off anyway including the little “twist” at the end. At least no one got hurt considering the salt and lemon juice were applied to rather sensitive regions of the male anatomy. BTW, make sure you try the cinnamon/orange variation if you haven’t already. Yummy. – For more cum swallowing weirdness check out my website Cumtrainer.com

Another reason to love fake boobs. JERUSALEM (Reuters) – An Israeli woman’s breast implants saved her life when she was wounded in a Hizbollah rocket attack during Israel’s war with the Lebanese group, a hospital spokesman said Tuesday. Doctors found shrapnel embedded in the silicone implants, just inches from the 24-year-old’s heart. “She was saved from certain death,” said a spokesman for Nahariya Hospital in northern Israel. The woman has been released from hospital.

Ok, you look at the pic below (the babe in the pink stockings) and you see a silicone doll. Life-sized, incredibly hot but still a doll. But let’s be honest, when you look a the three thumbnails above at least one of those ladies has you fooled, right? For me it’s the one in the middle, she’s incredibly life-like and I would never have guessed it’s a Real Doll (www.realdoll.com) had I seen this out of context. – If you’ve had enough of women talking back to you and not doing anal you can now fork over 6000 bucks and have the women of your dreams custom made and shipped in a big discreetly labeled box. Check out the gallery I’ve made or the website to start building your own dream girl, uh, I mean doll.

“Sidewinder Tits” is a term I coined last year and – to my great surprise – it’s been eagerly adopted by my fellow blog- and forum-posters. If you have no clue what I’m talking about feel free to educate yourself by reading this post. – Then check out my latest collection of brand new sidewinder boobs in Gallery #5

I apologize for possible duplicates, it’s not very likely, but I am starting to have a hard time remembering which stereo or mono sidewinder shots have already been submitted or posted. But then again, I’d rather have a couple of reposts than miss out on a really good pic.

Use these links to see them all:
Sidewinder Tits Gallery #4
Sidewinder Tits Gallery #3
Sidewinder Tits Gallery #2
Sidewinder Tits Gallery #1