First, dry theory:
A glory hole is a hole in a wall or other partition, often between public lavatory stalls or video booths for men to engage in sexual activity. The partition maintains anonymity or physical separation. To use a glory hole a man puts his penis through the hole to engage in fellatio, or anal intercourse or a handjob. Rough-cut or crudely fashioned glory holes can cause serious lacerations or abrasions to a penis. In some sex clubs and adult theaters, the glory hole is given a protective surface to prevent injuries. Using a glory hole in a public place (such as a restroom) also exposes the participants to possible legal threats, as such behavior could be considered public indecency or lewdness.
…but what if you could have your own personal (portable) gloryhole at home?
Here’s how we did it for my latest HD Video (”Suck-o-Lux 3000″):
First get a 50 inch Plasma TV. Throw away the TV set and keep the box. Assuming the portable gloryhole will be “manned” by a woman - your wife or girlfriend - you must decide if you’ll go for the totally impersonal/anonymous version (= just a hole for the mouth) or the Deluxe 3000 model I built for myself which has openings for the breasts as well.
You can see on my pics that the breast holes work pretty well for big tits but may be a disappointment if used on less well-endowed females. So before you start cutting holes into your box consider this: If the person in the box plans to sit back on her heels her knees will touch the partition containing the holes making it impossible for both the breasts as well as the mouth to line up correctly. You will have to factor in a compartment at the bottom of the box for the knees and part of the legs. If on the other hand the person intends to kneel in an upright position (imagine a capital letter “L” to better visualize the body’s alignment) both boobs and mouth will align correctly. It is important to make this decision before the box cutter comes into play as the height of the respective holes will change up to a foot depending on kneeling-preference. One last thing, cardboard has sharp edges and penile papercuts are - as I’m told - quite unpleasant. You might want to soften those edges with sticky tape or whatever else you deem suitable for the job.
Addendum regarding the tit-holes: Start small and measure the lowest point of the opening to the underside of the breast where it’s attached to the breast-bone not the underside of the boob itself. Then gradually expand the breast holes until you can squeeze through the entire boob. It’s better to use the smallest holes possible as tits are quite flexible. I actually had my better half pull hard (through a rather tiny opening) so my tits received some additional lift (like from a wonderbra). Just don’t use the nipples to pull, but grab hold of the whole breast, then pull. It’s not as uncomfortable as it sounds. Making the boob openings too big will give away too much of the person’s body behind the partition and ruin the illusion.
Feel free to post any questions you might have and I’ll elaborate on the issues I might not have addressed in this post.
Another reason to love fake boobs. JERUSALEM (Reuters) - An Israeli woman’s breast implants saved her life when she was wounded in a Hizbollah rocket attack during Israel’s war with the Lebanese group, a hospital spokesman said Tuesday. Doctors found shrapnel embedded in the silicone implants, just inches from the 24-year-old’s heart. “She was saved from certain death,” said a spokesman for Nahariya Hospital in northern Israel. The woman has been released from hospital.
