This is my latest and (arguably) greatest side project here on the Blog. One thousand (1000!) cleavages in one monstrous gallery. It took me over a week to comb through the web and hand-pick every single one of these shots. What makes this cleavage archive so special is first of all that it’s the only one on the web, and second of all it’s half maybe even 2/3 photos of real girls and women, not models. You’ll see what I mean once you take a look. I found hundreds of self-shot mirror pics, cameraphone snapshots, party pics, holiday photos, the list goes on. Of course I did include a good number of studio-quality pics of busty models, but only to add a little glam for those of you who like things a bit more artificial and polished. The majority of images however show a wide selection of naturally busty babes from all over the world in all kinds of tight tops, dresses and bikinis.

If you’re interested in my methodology for putting together this massive gallery archive, here are a few guidelines I imposed on myself.

1) This is a cleavage archive, not a boobage collection. Meaning I avoided any kind of nipple slippage. If a nipple or nipples show, I dumped the picture. Cleavage is the opposite of topless nudity, it means a dressed woman showing off plenty of boob curves without fully exposing her breasts.

2) Even small breasted women may be able to show off cleavage by squeezing her breasts together. This I consider cheating and I trashed those pics. Squeezing is only allowed if the woman would be able to produce cleavage without manual support. Therefore you will find squeezed boobs, but mostly of large breasted girls. Wonderbras etc. are allowed for cup sizes of C or bigger.

3) The ideal cleavage is defined as boobs touching over the breast-bone, therefore producing an imaginary Y shaped outline. As opposed to regular bikini shots with both breasts hanging to the side which one could describe as a U shape over the breast bone. I dropped the latter from my selection for the simple reason that without this rule any bikini shot would qualify as a cleavage shot. Only Y shaped bikini cleavages remain in the archive.

4) I did not discriminate against fake breasts. If the cleavage works, regardless of the fact wether there are implants or not, it’s in my selection. I did however exclude grossly overweight women but retained a few pics of chubby girls. Aesthetically pleasing proportions factored into my decision making process.

5) I favored frontal shots (or bird’s eye shots = looking down at cleavage) over hanging boobs or cleavage that is achieved by lying down sideways. This is how cleavage is - for the most part - seen and experienced in real life. A couple of exceptions remain in the archive.

6) The gallery includes shots from mature Milf models to 18+ teens. Age, good or bad looks did not factor into the decision for inclusion or exclusion. The focus remains on the effectiveness of the cleavage shot in question. Picture quality ranges form really bad (cameraphones) to excellent (glam models).

7) Some models may appear repeatedly. If you’re interested in finding out more about a model try looking for the watermark on the pic. More often than not a name or website will help you find the model in question. Amateurs usually remain nameless for the obvious reasons.

If you have suggestions and related links regarding sites, forums, archives etc. specializing in cleavage shots or busty girls in tight tops please contact me with the information so I can share it publicly here on the blog. Just leave a comment, thanks!

Enjoy! Britney

This is a follow-up to the Thong/Ass/Heels mix gallery I posted a couple of days ago. Two major differences though: First this one is user-submitted (by my good friend and long-time member The Boobman. Thanks!) And secondly the theme is now cupped, squeezed or grabbed boobs. This is a pretty big 3-page gallery so make sure to click the numbered “next page” links to see it all. Once again this 2nd collection contains mixed screencaps and high-res photos from the last 8 years or so. Quality may vary. If you’re already a member at my website you can of course join the fun by submitting your own themed collection. You simply comb through all my HD vidcaps and photo archives and mail me a zipped file of 60-90 pic(k)s. More detailed instructions on my update blog in the members area.

After last week’s fruitless troubleshooting our HD cam finally crapped out today and I couldn’t get the new footage digitized. At least we now know it’s the firewire port and repairing it will be like 500 bucks. Wow. Guess we’ll buy a new one instead. But anyway, instead of presenting you with a blank page, here’s a nice little quicky with plenty of good boob shots and some deepthroat and facial action. - And yes, I admit it, I was just a teensy bit drunk that night…

PS: Here’s me screwing around with my crappy web-cam…

Porn Find of the Day: Here’s a really hot little clip featuring Melanie Moon, a GGG model with what some people would call “circus tits”. You know those massive plastic boobs that don’t bounce - at all.
Anyway, I’m really familiar with a lot of the German Goo Girls porn flicks, but somehow I managed to overlook this rather interesting girl. I just watched one of her DVDs (online in my bonus video section) and she’s up to some really extreme stuff. The first scene started with a cool triple-penetration scene (oral/anal/vaginal) and a surprise ass-to-mouth interlude (when a second girl joined the humping foursome) and then it just got better and better when Melanie and her girlfriend ended up swallowing load after load of gooey cum. I don’t know about you, but I’m really into those Barbie Doll models with fake mega boobs, especially if they’re ot easily grossed out and skilled deep-throaters. - If you’re interested in getting your hands on all of Melanie Moon’s videos you can either sign up directly at the GGG site or (and that’s probably a better deal) join my own Cumtrainer.com website where you can get like 500 or so full DVDs of GGG content, including Melanie’s stuff, all of my own HD videos, as well as John Thompson Bukkake DVDs, 666 and Gag the Bitch movies and more. It’s all included in the Cumtrainer membership. I’ve said it before, I get like 80% of the porn I watch from my own bonus video archive, as strange as this may sound, there’s just so much cool stuff there. Been doing this for over a year now and I’ve barely scratched the surface.

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Underboob / Neathage Gallery

Underboob (definition): Exposure of the underside of the breast, such as below an extremely short crop top, is known as neathage, Australian cleavage, reverse cleavage or underboob. When the lateral aspects of the breasts are uncovered, it is known as side cleavage or sideboob.
I’ve been researching this phenomenon all day, googling my butt off, and I can now confirm that it’s incredibly hard to find a nice collection of underboob and/or neathage shots anywhere on the web. A couple of blogs have a few pics, a handful of tits forums have threads dedicated to crop tops with boobs hanging out, but there’s no definitive website with nice big collections of those kinds of shots. So to get the ball rolling I’ve decided to put together a 50 pics (2-page) gallery with pics I found during the last couple of months. One thing I’d like to add after viewing the Freeones.com thread is that I believe that a real Neathage/Underboob shot must adhere to the same rules as sidewinder shots: There can’t be any exposed nipples. Once you see a nipple it’s basically full frontal nudity. The whole point of cleavage in general is that it’s about hiding the breast not depicting it in it’s full glory. There’s gotta be something left to the imagination, right? - Uhm, and please disregard the image I’m using for this post, it’s not really an underboob or neathage shot, I just thought it was seriously cool.
For clarification (= more jerk-off material) here’s a short Underboob Video I came across today.
Those of you who’ve missed the Sidewinder Tits “Monster Galleries” here’s a link to the blog post containing all the images.

Click the pics above to check out this really fascinating metamorphosis. Trust me, you need to see this! (Lots of great pics inside) - Here’s some background info from Wikipedia:
In the mid-1990’s, Sabrok moved to Mexico to pursue a career in television and modeling. In 1996, Sabrok began modeling in advertisements for companies such as Bic, Sanyo, Harley Davidson, Diesel Jeans and Volkswagen. Sabrina gained attention with her plans to have the world’s largest breasts through plastic surgery, hoping to achieve a bra size of 42XXX. In February 2006, Sabrina received a new breast augmentation with implants that weigh 3.5 kilograms each. In June 2006, Sabrina announced that she ordered new implants of 5 kilograms. She plans to break the world record for the largest breasts in the world.
Official Sabrina Sabrok website

“Sidewinder Tits” is a term I coined last year and - to my great surprise - it’s been eagerly adopted by my fellow blog- and forum-posters. If you have no clue what I’m talking about feel free to educate yourself by reading this post. - Then check out my latest collection of brand new sidewinder boobs in Gallery #5

I apologize for possible duplicates, it’s not very likely, but I am starting to have a hard time remembering which stereo or mono sidewinder shots have already been submitted or posted. But then again, I’d rather have a couple of reposts than miss out on a really good pic.

Use these links to see them all:
Sidewinder Tits Gallery #4
Sidewinder Tits Gallery #3
Sidewinder Tits Gallery #2
Sidewinder Tits Gallery #1

“Sidewinder Tits” is a term I coined last year and - to my great surprise - it’s been eagerly adopted by my fellow blog- and forum-posters. If you have no clue what I’m talking about or if you’re confusing this idea with the “sideboob” concept just go back and read this post for more info. Check out my latest collection of brand new sidewinder boobs pics in Gallery #4 - Thanks to the guys over at the Freeones Message Board for keeping the thread alive and fresh for almost a year now.

Sidewinder Tits Gallery #3
Sidewinder Tits Gallery #2
Sidewinder Tits Gallery #1