“Lady_Gulper” emailed me a couple of days ago with her take on the highly debated topic of whether to spit or swallow cum when giving her boyfriend a blowjob. She writes… “I’m an avid swallow supporter. I figure that swallowing cum is like taking cough syrup. Sure, it’s a little distasteful at first, but eventually the taste will go away, and the benefits to the relationship far outweigh that tiny moment of displeasure.”

I did a quick check and called/e-mailed about 10 male friends of mine and unsurprisingly, 80% agree with Lady_Gulper on this point. In fact, most replied that this was a question that should not even be raised - Swallowing, they all said, is a “given”. - Boy, I wish it were. I think there may be some truth to the point that swallowing is beneficial to the relationship, I hadn’t given it much thought until now, but if I look at the happy couples I know, most of the girls told me they were into oral sex and a majority also swallowed regularly. The other couples (who coincidentally don’t even like to talk about their sex lives) are much harder to get along with, frequently fighting or going through divorces. I’m aware that’s not a scientific approach, but I’m a strong believer in blowjobs and eating cum in order to keep a relationship healthy and fun.

Does sperm always taste the same?
Hell no. There are many different flavors. Basically it’s always salty but depending on your partner’s diet the taste may range from bitter to sweet. You don’t need a group of men to experience the full range even the cum from one single guy can change greatly from day to day.

They say that habits like smoking and drinking greatly influence the taste of someone’s ejaculate. For the worse, that is. Rumor has it, that pineapple and asparagus improve the taste but I’ve never been able to verify that claim. Why not try it out on yourself and ask for your girlfriend’s opinion? One thing I do know though, is that once semen gets into contact with air (oxygen?) and starts to cool off it usually tastes a lot worse than „fresh“.

That’s why I prefer a direct shot into my mouth, definitely the yummiest alternative. In situations where a guy comes on my boobs or on my face and I have to wipe it into my mouth I can tell that it’s more bitter and tastes a little stale. But I’m not complaining, I’d rather lick it off the floor than not get any at all. Just saying, cum degrades quickly once it’s out in the open.

Gallery postscript: These pics are really old and from a series called Funnel Cum which I did when I’d just started out in porn - many thousands of years ago. Show of hands please: Who likes the blond wig?

Is it dangerous to swallow large quantities of cum?
I suppose any kind of “too much” is problematic, no matter if it’s booze, sweets, vitamins or whatever. I don’t think you can overdose on semen though. When I drank the 40 loads of cum in my classic 2001 video I did start to feel sick about 30 minutes later and I had to puke.

I am convinced thought that I’d have had exactly the same reaction to let’s say 10 egg whites. See my point, eggs aren’t really dangerous or poisonous either. I guess it just depends on how much a person can stomach. We all know there are women out there who start gagging at the taste of one single drop of pre-cum. I’m definitely not one of those, but I admit that after maybe 5 loads my stomach usually does tend to feel a bit queasy.

There are hardly any side effects to ingesting semen, the only thing I noticed is that I often get a case of the squirts the next day. Excuse my language, but it’s true. Semen somehow seems to clean up your digestive system. But did I ever get really sick after eating large amounts of semen? No, never. I don’t think there’s any reason for concern. You just gotta know your own limits.

A little postscript for those of you who aren’t familiar with my “work” - The 40-Loads session was not a gangbang. We collected semen from one and the same guy over a period of approximately 40 days (you’re never gonna guess why) and stored them in the freezer. The oral cumshot in the attached gallery was the last one of the batch and the only fresh one directly off the tap. Trust me doing it this way may be “safer” (no STDs etc) but I certainly doesn’t taste better than fresh semen. Jizz goes bad very quickly. Do not thaw and re-freeze! Unless you like hospitals a lot.

Another “classic” gallery of pics that didn’t make it into yesterday’s post on my public restroom phase. These pics were taken some time in 2000 or 2001. Not quite sure. A long time ago anyway. It doesn’t get any more gritty and “real” than this. If you’re into glamorous studio-lighting DON’T click the thumbs…

Tell us more about your „public restroom“ phase. What exactly did you do? Well, after a long and steady relationship that was heading nowhere in particular I broke up with my boyfriend and slowly started to rediscover the possibilities of being single at 18 or 19 years of age. You could say that I went through a phase of unprecedented hornyness then. What I didn’t want to do at all was date. I wanted to suck dick instead of going out.

I wanted sex without the complications of a relationship. I noticed recurring fantasies of oral sex with people I’d just met and pictured myself having to swallow semen from perfect strangers. Well, those fantasies quickly turned into reality. I briefly considered the possibility of asking for money, but as soon as I pictured myself as a „call girl“ the need and the arousal vanished. My first target location was university, or university restrooms to be precise. So I snuck into men’s rooms and wrote little notes which I slid underneath the stall partitions for the guys next door to read. The notes said that I was a girl who’d like to suck cock, no strings attached. I wasn’t exactly choosy and I must have sucked at least a hundred different cocks, maybe more. I definitely lost count.

The first three guys or so wore rubbers, then I just asked them not to use them, if they didn’t mind. Hardly anyone complained. I just found it too boring to suck on a condom. I started to make myself swallow and that finally gave me the ultimate kick I was looking for. I did have intercourse now and then, but always „safe“. By intercourse I mean anal sex. Don’t ask me why, but I somehow needed it to be „harder“ or more „difficult“ to get the most out of it. Vaginal sex alone just didn’t do it for me.

I usually went back home afterwards wondering why on earth that self-imposed degradation (swallowing, anal instead of regular intercourse) made me feel so damn good. The thing is, I never got abused, I had a fantastic childhood, protected and loving, and even my sexual partners up to that point were gentle and caring. Don’t get me wrong I love how my own sexuality changed and evolved over the years and to this day I have very fond memories of that part of my adolescence.

I’m just glad I didn’t catch anything from all that swallowing and that no one ever took advantage of me. It was all consensual. Nobody ever forced me to do anything I didn’t want to do. There may have been a couple of gay guys who got seriously pissed at me for stealing the show and decimating the number of available hetero cocks at uni. Sorry guys, didn’t do it on purpose

About two months ago we started shooting my videos on HD instead of regular DV. The results are spectacular, image quality is impressive to say the least. And an added bonus is the increased size of the vidcaps (video stills). Obviously we have to shrink them a little in order to avoid vertical scrolling in the browser window. But at 1280px width they’re still a lot bigger than our old 720px DV vidcaps. Take a look for yourself, here’s the full “HoopsHD” gallery:

Yesterday, I had sex three times and I didn’t cum once myself! First my bf wanted a good morning blowjob. So while the coffee was brewing I sucked him off and swallowed on an empty stomach. Not the best idea. Then after lunch the guy who does some of the video editing for us came over to “get paid”. Meaning another blowjob and the second load swallowed. (His girlfriend doesn’t so he’s always beaming when I’m done *lol*) Then in the evening we did a quick anal scene that needed to be replaced in an older movie and the new bikini shoot (more throatfucking, a quick and rather unpleasant pussy fuck plus the obligatory oral cushot and cumeating finale). Yet no orgasm for yours truly. I already put the hardcore bikini pics online, just click on the pics below and a full gallery will open. Enjoy the fruits of my labour.

Ok, I know that when men fantasize about getting a blowjob they don’t imagine just a quick nibble and a lick on the head of their penis, they want to throat-fuck. I also know that a satisfying blowjob does not end with a polite statement like: “Honey, please take my dick out of your mouth so I can jerk off onto a tissue.” Men want to specifically deposit their jizz in various orifices and in some cases on tits and/or faces. I am going one step further here by not only asking how to make the wife/girlfriend ingest your semen but to do so with pleasure. There are different tactics and strategies you might want to consider, I’m starting with the rough stuff (Not for weak stomachs!)

How do I make my girlfriend swallow? (continued)

1) ROUGH STUFF
First there’s the brute-force approach. (Listen carefully: I’m NOT recommending you orally or in any other way “abuseâ€? your girl, but sex is not always a cuddly affair and quite a few women actually enjoy a little dominance and rough play as long as they can trust you not to cross certain limits). What I’m trying to say is, that it is possible (not necessarily advisable) to make your girl swallow by simply stuffing your dick far down her throat while you climax, at the same time making sure she doesn’t gag or choke. You wouldn’t want this to end in a puke-fest, now would you? This may not be the approach you’re looking for, but for those who are considering this option here are some pointers to get you started. You might want to grab the back of her head to keep her in position while you shoot your load right down her throat. To counter her “withdrawal reflexâ€? (for want of a better word) - you’ll have to do some talking though. Say, or grunt, or whatever it is you do, that she’s just giving you the orgasm of a lifetime and beg her not to stop. This buys you time to keep pumping the rest of your ejaculate into her stomach while she contemplates your compliment. Just make sure to distract her and do not give her a chance to let the cum dribble out of her mouth! It’s best if you disguise the “keeping her head still” bit as loving caresses. Use one hand to press down on the back of her head while stroking her face gently with the other. It should go without saying that the ideal position for the brute-force tactic is her kneeling in front of you (that’s the one time gravity will actually make a woman’s body more pleasurable) or as an alternative, you lying on top of her, in which case you’ll only have to make sure she doesn’t turn her head to either side to let the good stuff go to waste. You might wanna use your knees. I guess it all depends on how agile you are. Again, the key word here is distraction. Flatter her, “caressâ€? her head, give her a reason to wait it out. Tell her you “love her so muchâ€?, if you can work up the energy that is.

At that point you certainly can’t be a 100% sure she’s actually swallowed all of it, but the longer you manage to stay in there the more saliva she’ll produce and since the fluids have nowhere else to go but down she won’t have much of a choice. Seal off her mouth even when your dick starts getting soft, by pressing her face and mouth onto your stomach. A nice little trick is to ask her a question like “you have a free wish now, what do you want me to do for you?� Of course she won’t be able to answer back with your pulsating dick down her throat, but the thing is that we’re all conditioned to quickly swallow what’s in our mouth when someone asks us something while we’re in the middle of eating or drinking. Just as an aside I’m mentioning the most ruthless possibility to finish off this technique. You could pinch her nose shut when you withdraw your penis from her mouth and watch her gulp down your semen before she gasps for air. Just joking of course. (Actually not, it works). No seriously, just joking. (But it does work) Ah, stop it already!

2) REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY
On to tactic or in this case rather “strategyâ€? number 2 which is a little easier on your girl’s patience and not nearly as aggressive. I call it the “Fight fire with fireâ€? strategy. (Actually I don’t, it just sounds good on paper). It involves a lot more verbal finesse though. So if your bulging biceps are your main quality as a spouse and lover simply stick to the brute force technique. Your eyes must be getting tired by now anyway. (I’m just being mean now) - The mantra for strategy number two is: “I will make my girl swallow and she will LIKE it.” Sounds impossible? It isn’t, because Britney’s got all the answers for you. It’s a simple reverse psychology trick, so listen up.
How often have you stifled a yawn when you heard women talking about sex as simply a “small partâ€? of the whole relationship-love-and-respect thingie? How often did you secretly snicker at remarks like “the stronger the LOVE the better the sexâ€?, when you thought it was exactly the other way round? How often have you wondered why women are concerned about “not being respected anymore” once they let you fuck them up the ass when you KNOW that’s where the respect is coming from? (Ok, hopefully not all of it, but be honest, that’s how the male sexuality works, right?) What I’m trying to illustrate here is that we have a serious language problem on our hands. And, yes you guessed it, it’s all about translating the nasty stuff you want and expect from your wife/girlfriend into Girl-Speak. Here’s something that simply won’t work (especially not on a 3rd date): “Open your fuckmouth you little cumbucket because I’m gonna squirt my hot man-juice down your throat and I expect you to thank me for it when I’m done.â€? See? That just doesn’t sound right to a woman’s sensitive ears. What you have to do is find images and metaphors that touch female desires. Don’t just get annoyed by what you have to endure from women, use it against them. Sugarcoat your fuck-fantasies and put a little cocktail cherry on top.

So here’s the logic: If you think “penetrationâ€? say “embracing loversâ€? instead. If you think “swallowâ€? say “closenessâ€?. If you think “ass fuckâ€?, say “exploring the boundaries of trustâ€?. I’m sure you’ve gotten my point by now. The more hard-core you fantasize the softer you have to articulate. Unless you’re one of those lucky guys blessed with a nymphomaniac girlfriend you’ll have to transform a butt-fuck into a “gentle embraceâ€?.
Let me give you a practical example. If your girl has taken contraceptive measures she’ll be more than glad to receive a hot load of sperm inside her vagina. Why? Because it serves a natural biological purpose. There’s a huge (female) desire attached to vaginal insemination. The desire for pregnancy and the possibility of actually sleeping with a man who “might just be the right one”, the “good father” is powerful. I know that’s certainly not what you’re thinking at that moment, but as much as men like to play with fire (prostitutes, affairs, STDs in exchange for instant gratification) so do women. They’re just focused on different topics and they usually don’t act on their desires as instinctively as men do. One possibility in regard to the “cum eatingâ€? question we’re addressing here would be to draw clear parallels between ejaculating into a vagina and ejaculating into the mouth. You’ve got to rewrite evolutionary biology to suit your needs and come up with romantic or should I say conservative images like “no matter which way, it always ends up in your stomach and I’ll be a warm loving part of you (and your body)â€?. You have to take HER arguments and throw them back in her face. (In a nice way). Why is anal sex for example any different than vaginal? Is she not totally opening up to you? Does she have commitment issues? You trust her, so why doesn’t she totally trust you. If anal sex is so taboo for her then let her explain why anal sex was a hugely popular form of contraception in Victorian England. Let her explain why cum eating is perverse when for many archaic cultures the swallowing of semen was the most logical way of impregnating the female spouse (- The reason we’re not extinct is pretty much coincidental I suppose). Tell her that she’s arbitrarily defining “good” and “bad” areas on her body (like the stupid erogenous zone behind her ears for example) and that you want to explore ALL of them without exception. You should also ask if she finds your most precious secretion (jizz) disgusting. That should get her into a nice dilemma. In case she says “yesâ€? tell her that you find her pussy juice delicious and that you don’t waste a drop when you go down on her. In the end, all of our secretions aren’t exactly champagne - you have to acquire a taste for them. Let her know that SHE and only SHE is the reason why the salty, sticky stuff dribbling out of her vagina turns to honey (in your head).

The main argument I’m getting to now is the “waste� argument. Be clear in your statements on how uncomfortable you are just spraying your semen onto bedspreads, into condoms and paper-tissues or whatever. Tell her you find it degrading and wasteful and that making love should differ from masturbation through the “sharing� and caring aspect. Sharing love, pleasure, orgasms, secretions. All of it. She wouldn’t accept a couple of Post-It notes as a conversation, now would she? Closeness is physical by definition.

The whole point of this 2nd strategy (to get a woman to swallow with pleasure) is that she has to get something in return. I don’t mean that in the sense of you performing some reciprocal sex act, but in a metaphysical way. The gratification for swallowing has to be and can only take place in her head. She has to feel like the greatest lover you’ve ever had for example or her experiencing a feeling of power over you would also be a nice incentive. Just imagine her silently contemplating the thought “he won’t cheat on me, because the other girls would never swallow�. If you’re lucky she might even go further and start doubting that logic by thinking “what if they DO swallow and he’d go as far as… just because I don’t�. See the dynamic in that subtle way of persuasion. Just be prepared, for she might challenge you by asking you to try and swallow your own cum to see how you like it. It has happened and you should have an answer up your sleeve once it comes to that. Either that or you could just try it.

I’m coming to the end of my little excursion into cum eating persuasion strategies but I’d like to add a little warning. There’s one thing that usually backfires when people try to spice up the sex life. DO NOT trade favors! Don’t go “yeah sure I’m going to eat your pussy for 30 minutes after you’ve swallowed my load�. It just doesn’t work, no matter what you trade. You don’t want her to “get it over with� just because the good part (for her) is coming up. Stay away from this kind of return-on-investment thinking. It kills the pleasure.

As for myself I can say, yes, I’ve been forced to swallow (not in a criminal way though, so put down the phone) and I hated it, I’ve also been throat fucked and forced to swallow and I really got off on it on lots of other occasions. I’ve swallowed to say that I loved someone; I’ve swallowed to impress and gain respect. I’ve swallowed out of fear of losing love and I’ve swallowed for money. I’ve swallowed cum from strangers I gave head to in public restrooms (definitely not recommended – although very enjoyable), I’ve swallowed cum that tasted great and I’ve swallowed cum that seemed to consist of 90% urine and 10% gunk. Eating cum is certainly a physical act but the (dis)pleasure always starts in the head. I’ve asked myself a thousand times why I do it and the simplest answer always pops up first. Because I can.