At last, CumtrainerHD is now open for business. I’ve had my new tour online for only 24 hours and was already getting a record number of new subscribers. I might even have to limit available memberships in the next couple of days as I still want to be able to take care of every new arrival personally. I hate sites that are run by a robot so I try to give as much support and feedback to my new members as possible. Tech issues are handled 24/7 by my support girls, but all sex related and personal inquiries have to go straight to my inbox. Swallowing cum for a living and shooting porn every other day is fun, but interaction with my members is what makes this whole thing so interesting. Check out the new tour and join the community at Britney’s Cumtrainer.com

Let’s do the math. I’ve been doing porn for about 6 years now and considering that most of my videos end in one or multiple cum shots swallowed plus the semen I gulp down privately that should amount to quite a bit.

On average (and that includes vacations, abstinence due to illness as well as excessive orgies such as the 40 loads cum drinking scene) I’d say I swallow about four loads per week. One load of semen amounts to about a tablespoon worth of liquid or 4 milliliters. (Some men actually ejaculate more than that, up to 6 ml). That’s 16 ml per week or 0.83 liters per year. Multiplied by 6 (years) that’s a total of 4.99 liters (= 1.3 US gallons) of cum since I’ve started swallowing professionally. That’s actually quite impressive, I wasn’t expecting it to be that much. I guess it’s about time I ordered one of those custom printed T-shirts saying “I swallowed a gallon of cum in the last 5 years”. Now that would be quite the eye catcher.

While I was away I put a poll up at my website asking the guys if their wife or girlfriend liked to swallow cum. I was expecting to hear that only about a third of the wives and girlfriends actually enjoy swallowing jizz but the result is a little more positive than expected.

If you look at the graphs on the image to the left you can see that added together the first and last category make up 40%. That means 40 out of a hundred women (at least those in a relationship with a Cumtrainer member *lol*) DO swallow. But that still leaves us with 35% of the sampled females that do not swallow cum even if encouraged to do so. Those girls who can be persuaded to eat cum (but only on special occasions I assume) make up the remaining 26%. Regardless of how positive or negative one may be able to interpret these numbers I personally think that 40% willing cum swallowers is just too few. I’ve pretty much devoted my life and carreer to encouraging both males and females to open themselves up to the joys of swallowing semen and I’m sure I’ve managed to convert a few. But my crusade for global cum eating domination is far from over and with the help of my website and some serious cumtraining in my videos and here on the blog I’m hoping to raise that percentage to at least 50% by 2007. Well, ok, within the demographic of my member base at least…

I’m back! Two days ago I got home from the States where I was shooting new videos and a bunch of hot bikini and big tits photo series. Sorry about the long wait, but from today on Cumonbritney.com will be running at full blast again. Daily updates, galleries, advice columns, sex info and of course plenty of goo drenched cum shot and swallowing videos! To kick things off I would like to share with you my video premiere on Pornotube.com - If you haven’t heard of Pornotube yet you probably would have in the next couple of days. It’s all about free video like on YouTube but this time around it’s all porn! It takes a bit of digging and searching around until one stumbles across some good hardcore clips but it’s basically all there.

Bukkake, gangbangs, Gay clips, GGG, deepthroating, cumshots, boobs, babes,… whatever you could possibly think of, they got it on Pornotube. Obviously video quality is somewhat limited, but if you find something really interesting just read the info provided under the clips, most of the time you’ll find a (in)direct link to the paysite where they’ll obviously have your girl or the content you like in top quality and full length. Of course people are advertising their stuff, but that also happened on YouTube. It doesn’t matter really, it’s still a great way to kill some time browsing Pornotube for porn you didn’t even know existed.

To give you a little kick start just click on the black Pornotube box above to go directly to my “Monsterload” cum eating clip which is a personal favorite of mine. And also as I said before my movie premiere on Pornotube. If you register with Pornotube (which will give you additional user options - for free!) you can also rate clips and upload stuff yourself. Please be so kind and rate my clip as well. I could use a couple of 5 star ratings to make the clip available to a larger audience and it just takes you one second to do once you’re logged in. As a thank-you I promise to keep posting free videos here on the blog and on Pornotube. If nobody sees or rates your clips there’s no point in posting them for free, right? Thanks in advance for your support, I know you guys have always been great in helping me make a living from eating cum. Nuff said, click the black box and enjoy the video!

More reader comments: Should women swallow cum?

Bella: As a woman, I think that each occassion should be viewed separately. Sometimes I love to swallow, sometimes not. Believe me, not all men’s cum tastes good! Some does, some doesn’t! Also, quantity varies. Some men dribble, some men gush, and when there’s a large quantity, it’s not exactly easy to swallow.

Alan: I would love it if my wife would just once let me squirt my cum in her mouth. I mean she can even spit it out for all I care. But she is petrified to even let the stuff touch her lips. I always have to tell her when I’m about to come. And then she just licks me while I lay down so she doesn’t have to take it in the mouth.

X_Mann: Well the first time my girl swallowed my cum i didn’t ask her or even mention it, she just wanted to do it because she never tried it. After that I loved having her swallow my cum and she never had a problem with it. I think you just have to let your partner decided whether or not she gets turned on by it and is willing to do it.

Beano: It’s a great turn on for me if they swallow. I don’t say that they should do it, but if they really want to please me they better do it…

A couple of pics from last week’s bikini shoot. No blowjob in this series, just good clean boobie fun.

More reader comments: Should women swallow cum?

L_Fred: Hey guys, if your babe doesn’t like to swallow, try telling her to keep it in her mouth until you do the tongue tango and you’ll swallow it. Believe me they change there tune. And guys it doesn’t mean if you taste and swallow your own cum that you’re gay… hang it up guys. If you want her to swallow then don’t be afraid of your own cum!! Once you try it you’ll always do it. I think this whole idea of sharing cum is called “snowballing”.

Goofan: My wife loves to swallow, in fact when she feels that I am about to cum she swallows my whole 8 inches so i can shoot it right down her throat and she is so turned on that 9 out of 10 times she has a massive orgasm. It is an incredible feeling shooting your wad while while her face is buried in your pubes.

Paul: I don’t think women “should” swallow, its all a matter of taste really. Besides who gives a damn if she swallows or not, you just recieved oral sex from a woman until you got off, right?

“Lady_Gulper” emailed me a couple of days ago with her take on the highly debated topic of whether to spit or swallow cum when giving her boyfriend a blowjob. She writes… “I’m an avid swallow supporter. I figure that swallowing cum is like taking cough syrup. Sure, it’s a little distasteful at first, but eventually the taste will go away, and the benefits to the relationship far outweigh that tiny moment of displeasure.”

I did a quick check and called/e-mailed about 10 male friends of mine and unsurprisingly, 80% agree with Lady_Gulper on this point. In fact, most replied that this was a question that should not even be raised - Swallowing, they all said, is a “given”. - Boy, I wish it were. I think there may be some truth to the point that swallowing is beneficial to the relationship, I hadn’t given it much thought until now, but if I look at the happy couples I know, most of the girls told me they were into oral sex and a majority also swallowed regularly. The other couples (who coincidentally don’t even like to talk about their sex lives) are much harder to get along with, frequently fighting or going through divorces. I’m aware that’s not a scientific approach, but I’m a strong believer in blowjobs and eating cum in order to keep a relationship healthy and fun.

Does sperm always taste the same?
Hell no. There are many different flavors. Basically it’s always salty but depending on your partner’s diet the taste may range from bitter to sweet. You don’t need a group of men to experience the full range even the cum from one single guy can change greatly from day to day.

They say that habits like smoking and drinking greatly influence the taste of someone’s ejaculate. For the worse, that is. Rumor has it, that pineapple and asparagus improve the taste but I’ve never been able to verify that claim. Why not try it out on yourself and ask for your girlfriend’s opinion? One thing I do know though, is that once semen gets into contact with air (oxygen?) and starts to cool off it usually tastes a lot worse than „fresh“.

That’s why I prefer a direct shot into my mouth, definitely the yummiest alternative. In situations where a guy comes on my boobs or on my face and I have to wipe it into my mouth I can tell that it’s more bitter and tastes a little stale. But I’m not complaining, I’d rather lick it off the floor than not get any at all. Just saying, cum degrades quickly once it’s out in the open.

Gallery postscript: These pics are really old and from a series called Funnel Cum which I did when I’d just started out in porn - many thousands of years ago. Show of hands please: Who likes the blond wig?