Me doing what I do best. Eating cum. This time with a spoon. Click the thumbs to open up the gallery. – Have a great weekend everyone! – Oh and by the way, the HD Video I’ve taken the screencaps from is already online at Cumtrainer.com

This is the screen-caps gallery from my latest HD Video update. Girl in a cage, forced to throatfuck and eat cum. Sound intriguing? Wait til you see that Silence of the Lambs style intro we shot…
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I borrowed this idea (top-down perspective & chair) from my classic “Nipstick” movie. With the back of the chair to hold on to it’s easier for me to lean forward and that makes for some really nice waist/ass shots plus you’re able to see the high-heels and the cock in my mouth at the same time. A tricky but very effective position especially when shooting with a widescreen HD cam. BTW, the oral cumshots are just perfect in this one. – Click the pic to open the gallery

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Part 2 of this new HD Video (it’s already online in the member’s area) concludes the “Do Me ATM” mini-series with a nice throat fucking intro, one last ass-to-mouth suckjob, a juicy oral cumshot/swallow finish and some (hopefully) sexy shots of me crawling around on my hands and knees like an obedient little kitten. I decided to go with the shorter edit too keep things moving faster instead of repeating stuff we’ve already seen in the first half. Lighting was bad anyway so I just dropped the crappier shots. Hope you like it

It’s been a while since I’ve done my last big multi-load cum drinking movie but the wait is now officially over. “Spunktini” – that’s the name of my latest video – is also my first ever high-quantity jizz drinking scene in HD which makes it even more interesting. It was a hard clip to get right in editing as I didn’t want to just put one cumshot after another so I tried to mix things up a little. Hope those alternating jumps in time aren’t too confusing, but I liked it much better this way. Here’s a little preview gallery of what awaits you once you download the full HD video from my website. And yes, the clip plays back at the same size as the images, a whopping 1280×720 pixels. – And by the way I, found a nice piece of freeware that’ll enable you to burn those HD videos from my members area to a standard DVD and watch them on your TV. You can find detailed instructions on my Message Board (members only, sorry).

The video looks amazing (click the thumbnails for a nice gallery of full-size preview stills) and the jizz floating in that transparent shot glass was quite spectacular. Make sure you download a copy of the full HD Video version, you really gotta watch this swallowing finale in all its full screen high-def glory.

This is the preview gallery from my “See Through HD” high definition cum eating video which is already available for download at my website. It’s kind of a remake of the really popular Semen Siesta video only this time I’m gobbling cock & spunk in HD. I usually don’t do scenes where I get my pussy eaten (for me it’s all about pleasuring guys not the other way round), but since it was requested I gave in to the pressure and had my other jizz hole munched by an enthusiastic volunteer – Download the whole clip at CumtrainerHD

As every year, it was time for my traditional “Xmas Cum Swallow”. My boys call me “The Christmas gift that keeps on giving”. I think that’s quite flattering. And true. Plus it saves me a lot of money, I rarely have to buy gifts anymore. I do seem to get a lot though at least from my male friends. I wonder why. Anyway, big titted Santa came early this year and bestowed the best gift of them all unto a lucky bystander. I got it all on camera of course and the movie’s already online as an HD Video download at my website. Enjoy the gallery and by the way, does YOUR girlfriend jingle ALL THE WAY? Happy holidays guys, and girls do your loved ones a favor: Don’t spit. Swallow.

As I mentioned in my earlier post, I’ve just uploaded the high-definition video version of “Maidservant HD”. Click on the pics to check out a couple of video stills from this movie. Requests for a new Maid video have been piling up in my Inbox for months and I finally got around to doing another fucking & cum sucking porn escapade as my favorite alter ego cum slut. If these pics don’t work for you, you’re either into blondes or gay. Just kidding of course, but seriously, I haven’t had this much fun in front of the camera for months. God I’m so glad I got into porn instead of working 9 to 5.

This is a remake of last year’s “Cum Pudding” video only this time in HD. I don’t mind bad tasting spunk, hey after all it’s my job to swallow every load without complaining, right? But the thing is that I actually really like those semen-flavored chocolate desserts. It’s a tasty combo so it didn’t take much convincing to get me to do it again. Click on any pic at the top of this post to open the gallery. The full HD video is already online at my website.

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No self-respecting cum slut can call herself that without undergoing the delightfully degrading cum funnel treatment from time to time. Since I’m now shooting all my videos in high-def I took the opportunity to do another of those funnel scenes but this time in much better HD quality. Apart from proving to the world and of course the men being serviced that you are indeed a proper cum dumpster the technique does have one distinct advantage. Eager swallowers like myself are very aware that quite often oral cum shots accidentally end up becoming facials. You just never know if the wad will dribble out of the pee hole or shoot across the room. With a cum funnel on the other hand aiming is much easier since you don’t have to position your open mouth or the cock for that matter at such a precise angle. Pretty much every guy who made me do a funnel swallow managed to hit the container. That way not a single drop gets wasted. In this particular case it was kinda interesting because the load turned out to be so gooey that only the clear liquid went through the hole and down my throat at first. I actually had to suck out the remaining glob of white-ish cock jelly through the hole at the bottom. Check out the full video at CumtrainerHD

You guys know I LOVE swallowing cum. Even in large amounts. But sometimes I get myself into situations where I say, sure I’ll do that in the next video only to find out that the request was much more disgusting than I’d imagined. In this particular case I agreed to drink a load of cum from a Coke bottle (and here comes the catch) that still had some soda left in it. I thought, good idea, this way the semen will be very visible against the dark liquid at the bottom – but what I didn’t know was that the two would actually react with each other. So what happened was that my jizz donor dumped his load into the bottle and once he was done I started to shake the mix in order to get all the cum sticking to the bottleneck and the sides of the container into the soda. I ended up getting a foamy substance with chunks of black (!) semen in it. Click on the pics to get an idea of what I was supposed to swallow. I admit that my stomach felt queasy at the prospect of drinking this disgusting cum cocktail but since I have an iron rule that says I cannot waste or spit out a guys load under any circumstance I downed as much of that brew as I could. Wasn’t easy considering the liquid had turned semi solid. But to cut a long story short, I did it – without gagging or complaining and I did not throw up afterwards, which I also consider cheating. The movie will be available shortly at CumtrainerHD in high definition video. (This way you can actually see all the chunks floating around as I drink it… *lol*)

At last, CumtrainerHD is now open for business. I’ve had my new tour online for only 24 hours and was already getting a record number of new subscribers. I might even have to limit available memberships in the next couple of days as I still want to be able to take care of every new arrival personally. I hate sites that are run by a robot so I try to give as much support and feedback to my new members as possible. Tech issues are handled 24/7 by my support girls, but all sex related and personal inquiries have to go straight to my inbox. Swallowing cum for a living and shooting porn every other day is fun, but interaction with my members is what makes this whole thing so interesting. Check out the new tour and join the community at Britney’s Cumtrainer.com

On average (and that includes vacations, abstinence due to illness as well as excessive orgies such as the 40 loads cum drinking scene) I’d say I swallow about four loads per week. One load of semen amounts to about a tablespoon worth of liquid or 4 milliliters. (Some men actually ejaculate more than that, up to 6 ml). That’s 16 ml per week or 0.83 liters per year. Multiplied by 6 (years) that’s a total of 4.99 liters (= 1.3 US gallons) of cum since I’ve started swallowing professionally. That’s actually quite impressive, I wasn’t expecting it to be that much. I guess it’s about time I ordered one of those custom printed T-shirts saying “I swallowed a gallon of cum in the last 5 years”. Now that would be quite the eye catcher.

If you look at the graphs on the image to the left you can see that added together the first and last category make up 40%. That means 40 out of a hundred women (at least those in a relationship with a Cumtrainer member *lol*) DO swallow. But that still leaves us with 35% of the sampled females that do not swallow cum even if encouraged to do so. Those girls who can be persuaded to eat cum (but only on special occasions I assume) make up the remaining 26%. Regardless of how positive or negative one may be able to interpret these numbers I personally think that 40% willing cum swallowers is just too few. I’ve pretty much devoted my life and carreer to encouraging both males and females to open themselves up to the joys of swallowing semen and I’m sure I’ve managed to convert a few. But my crusade for global cum eating domination is far from over and with the help of my website and some serious cumtraining in my videos and here on the blog I’m hoping to raise that percentage to at least 50% by 2007. Well, ok, within the demographic of my member base at least…

Bukkake, gangbangs, Gay clips, GGG, deepthroating, cumshots, boobs, babes,… whatever you could possibly think of, they got it on Pornotube. Obviously video quality is somewhat limited, but if you find something really interesting just read the info provided under the clips, most of the time you’ll find a (in)direct link to the paysite where they’ll obviously have your girl or the content you like in top quality and full length. Of course people are advertising their stuff, but that also happened on YouTube. It doesn’t matter really, it’s still a great way to kill some time browsing Pornotube for porn you didn’t even know existed.

To give you a little kick start just click on the black Pornotube box above to go directly to my “Monsterload” cum eating clip which is a personal favorite of mine. And also as I said before my movie premiere on Pornotube. If you register with Pornotube (which will give you additional user options – for free!) you can also rate clips and upload stuff yourself. Please be so kind and rate my clip as well. I could use a couple of 5 star ratings to make the clip available to a larger audience and it just takes you one second to do once you’re logged in. As a thank-you I promise to keep posting free videos here on the blog and on Pornotube. If nobody sees or rates your clips there’s no point in posting them for free, right? Thanks in advance for your support, I know you guys have always been great in helping me make a living from eating cum. Nuff said, click the black box and enjoy the video!

More reader comments: Should women swallow cum?

Bella: As a woman, I think that each occassion should be viewed separately. Sometimes I love to swallow, sometimes not. Believe me, not all men’s cum tastes good! Some does, some doesn’t! Also, quantity varies. Some men dribble, some men gush, and when there’s a large quantity, it’s not exactly easy to swallow.

Alan: I would love it if my wife would just once let me squirt my cum in her mouth. I mean she can even spit it out for all I care. But she is petrified to even let the stuff touch her lips. I always have to tell her when I’m about to come. And then she just licks me while I lay down so she doesn’t have to take it in the mouth.

X_Mann: Well the first time my girl swallowed my cum i didn’t ask her or even mention it, she just wanted to do it because she never tried it. After that I loved having her swallow my cum and she never had a problem with it. I think you just have to let your partner decided whether or not she gets turned on by it and is willing to do it.

Beano: It’s a great turn on for me if they swallow. I don’t say that they should do it, but if they really want to please me they better do it…

More reader comments: Should women swallow cum?

L_Fred: Hey guys, if your babe doesn’t like to swallow, try telling her to keep it in her mouth until you do the tongue tango and you’ll swallow it. Believe me they change there tune. And guys it doesn’t mean if you taste and swallow your own cum that you’re gay… hang it up guys. If you want her to swallow then don’t be afraid of your own cum!! Once you try it you’ll always do it. I think this whole idea of sharing cum is called “snowballing”.

Goofan: My wife loves to swallow, in fact when she feels that I am about to cum she swallows my whole 8 inches so i can shoot it right down her throat and she is so turned on that 9 out of 10 times she has a massive orgasm. It is an incredible feeling shooting your wad while while her face is buried in your pubes.

Paul: I don’t think women “should” swallow, its all a matter of taste really. Besides who gives a damn if she swallows or not, you just recieved oral sex from a woman until you got off, right?

I did a quick check and called/e-mailed about 10 male friends of mine and unsurprisingly, 80% agree with Lady_Gulper on this point. In fact, most replied that this was a question that should not even be raised – Swallowing, they all said, is a “given”. – Boy, I wish it were. I think there may be some truth to the point that swallowing is beneficial to the relationship, I hadn’t given it much thought until now, but if I look at the happy couples I know, most of the girls told me they were into oral sex and a majority also swallowed regularly. The other couples (who coincidentally don’t even like to talk about their sex lives) are much harder to get along with, frequently fighting or going through divorces. I’m aware that’s not a scientific approach, but I’m a strong believer in blowjobs and eating cum in order to keep a relationship healthy and fun.

They say that habits like smoking and drinking greatly influence the taste of someone’s ejaculate. For the worse, that is. Rumor has it, that pineapple and asparagus improve the taste but I’ve never been able to verify that claim. Why not try it out on yourself and ask for your girlfriend’s opinion? One thing I do know though, is that once semen gets into contact with air (oxygen?) and starts to cool off it usually tastes a lot worse than „fresh“.

That’s why I prefer a direct shot into my mouth, definitely the yummiest alternative. In situations where a guy comes on my boobs or on my face and I have to wipe it into my mouth I can tell that it’s more bitter and tastes a little stale. But I’m not complaining, I’d rather lick it off the floor than not get any at all. Just saying, cum degrades quickly once it’s out in the open.

Gallery postscript: These pics are really old and from a series called Funnel Cum which I did when I’d just started out in porn – many thousands of years ago. Show of hands please: Who likes the blond wig?

I am convinced thought that I’d have had exactly the same reaction to let’s say 10 egg whites. See my point, eggs aren’t really dangerous or poisonous either. I guess it just depends on how much a person can stomach. We all know there are women out there who start gagging at the taste of one single drop of pre-cum. I’m definitely not one of those, but I admit that after maybe 5 loads my stomach usually does tend to feel a bit queasy.

There are hardly any side effects to ingesting semen, the only thing I noticed is that I often get a case of the squirts the next day. Excuse my language, but it’s true. Semen somehow seems to clean up your digestive system. But did I ever get really sick after eating large amounts of semen? No, never. I don’t think there’s any reason for concern. You just gotta know your own limits.

A little postscript for those of you who aren’t familiar with my “work” – The 40-Loads session was not a gangbang. We collected semen from one and the same guy over a period of approximately 40 days (you’re never gonna guess why) and stored them in the freezer. The oral cumshot in the attached gallery was the last one of the batch and the only fresh one directly off the tap. Trust me doing it this way may be “safer” (no STDs etc) but I certainly doesn’t taste better than fresh semen. Jizz goes bad very quickly. Do not thaw and re-freeze! Unless you like hospitals a lot.

I wanted sex without the complications of a relationship. I noticed recurring fantasies of oral sex with people I’d just met and pictured myself having to swallow semen from perfect strangers. Well, those fantasies quickly turned into reality. I briefly considered the possibility of asking for money, but as soon as I pictured myself as a „call girl“ the need and the arousal vanished. My first target location was university, or university restrooms to be precise. So I snuck into men’s rooms and wrote little notes which I slid underneath the stall partitions for the guys next door to read. The notes said that I was a girl who’d like to suck cock, no strings attached. I wasn’t exactly choosy and I must have sucked at least a hundred different cocks, maybe more. I definitely lost count.

The first three guys or so wore rubbers, then I just asked them not to use them, if they didn’t mind. Hardly anyone complained. I just found it too boring to suck on a condom. I started to make myself swallow and that finally gave me the ultimate kick I was looking for. I did have intercourse now and then, but always „safe“. By intercourse I mean anal sex. Don’t ask me why, but I somehow needed it to be „harder“ or more „difficult“ to get the most out of it. Vaginal sex alone just didn’t do it for me.

I usually went back home afterwards wondering why on earth that self-imposed degradation (swallowing, anal instead of regular intercourse) made me feel so damn good. The thing is, I never got abused, I had a fantastic childhood, protected and loving, and even my sexual partners up to that point were gentle and caring. Don’t get me wrong I love how my own sexuality changed and evolved over the years and to this day I have very fond memories of that part of my adolescence.

I’m just glad I didn’t catch anything from all that swallowing and that no one ever took advantage of me. It was all consensual. Nobody ever forced me to do anything I didn’t want to do. There may have been a couple of gay guys who got seriously pissed at me for stealing the show and decimating the number of available hetero cocks at uni. Sorry guys, didn’t do it on purpose

How do I make my girlfriend swallow? (continued)

1) ROUGH STUFF
First there’s the brute-force approach. (Listen carefully: I’m NOT recommending you orally or in any other way “abuseâ€? your girl, but sex is not always a cuddly affair and quite a few women actually enjoy a little dominance and rough play as long as they can trust you not to cross certain limits). What I’m trying to say is, that it is possible (not necessarily advisable) to make your girl swallow by simply stuffing your dick far down her throat while you climax, at the same time making sure she doesn’t gag or choke. You wouldn’t want this to end in a puke-fest, now would you? This may not be the approach you’re looking for, but for those who are considering this option here are some pointers to get you started. You might want to grab the back of her head to keep her in position while you shoot your load right down her throat. To counter her “withdrawal reflexâ€? (for want of a better word) – you’ll have to do some talking though. Say, or grunt, or whatever it is you do, that she’s just giving you the orgasm of a lifetime and beg her not to stop. This buys you time to keep pumping the rest of your ejaculate into her stomach while she contemplates your compliment. Just make sure to distract her and do not give her a chance to let the cum dribble out of her mouth! It’s best if you disguise the “keeping her head still” bit as loving caresses. Use one hand to press down on the back of her head while stroking her face gently with the other. It should go without saying that the ideal position for the brute-force tactic is her kneeling in front of you (that’s the one time gravity will actually make a woman’s body more pleasurable) or as an alternative, you lying on top of her, in which case you’ll only have to make sure she doesn’t turn her head to either side to let the good stuff go to waste. You might wanna use your knees. I guess it all depends on how agile you are. Again, the key word here is distraction. Flatter her, “caressâ€? her head, give her a reason to wait it out. Tell her you “love her so muchâ€?, if you can work up the energy that is.

At that point you certainly can’t be a 100% sure she’s actually swallowed all of it, but the longer you manage to stay in there the more saliva she’ll produce and since the fluids have nowhere else to go but down she won’t have much of a choice. Seal off her mouth even when your dick starts getting soft, by pressing her face and mouth onto your stomach. A nice little trick is to ask her a question like “you have a free wish now, what do you want me to do for you?� Of course she won’t be able to answer back with your pulsating dick down her throat, but the thing is that we’re all conditioned to quickly swallow what’s in our mouth when someone asks us something while we’re in the middle of eating or drinking. Just as an aside I’m mentioning the most ruthless possibility to finish off this technique. You could pinch her nose shut when you withdraw your penis from her mouth and watch her gulp down your semen before she gasps for air. Just joking of course. (Actually not, it works). No seriously, just joking. (But it does work) Ah, stop it already!

2) REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY
On to tactic or in this case rather “strategyâ€? number 2 which is a little easier on your girl’s patience and not nearly as aggressive. I call it the “Fight fire with fireâ€? strategy. (Actually I don’t, it just sounds good on paper). It involves a lot more verbal finesse though. So if your bulging biceps are your main quality as a spouse and lover simply stick to the brute force technique. Your eyes must be getting tired by now anyway. (I’m just being mean now) – The mantra for strategy number two is: “I will make my girl swallow and she will LIKE it.” Sounds impossible? It isn’t, because Britney’s got all the answers for you. It’s a simple reverse psychology trick, so listen up.
How often have you stifled a yawn when you heard women talking about sex as simply a “small partâ€? of the whole relationship-love-and-respect thingie? How often did you secretly snicker at remarks like “the stronger the LOVE the better the sexâ€?, when you thought it was exactly the other way round? How often have you wondered why women are concerned about “not being respected anymore” once they let you fuck them up the ass when you KNOW that’s where the respect is coming from? (Ok, hopefully not all of it, but be honest, that’s how the male sexuality works, right?) What I’m trying to illustrate here is that we have a serious language problem on our hands. And, yes you guessed it, it’s all about translating the nasty stuff you want and expect from your wife/girlfriend into Girl-Speak. Here’s something that simply won’t work (especially not on a 3rd date): “Open your fuckmouth you little cumbucket because I’m gonna squirt my hot man-juice down your throat and I expect you to thank me for it when I’m done.â€? See? That just doesn’t sound right to a woman’s sensitive ears. What you have to do is find images and metaphors that touch female desires. Don’t just get annoyed by what you have to endure from women, use it against them. Sugarcoat your fuck-fantasies and put a little cocktail cherry on top.

So here’s the logic: If you think “penetrationâ€? say “embracing loversâ€? instead. If you think “swallowâ€? say “closenessâ€?. If you think “ass fuckâ€?, say “exploring the boundaries of trustâ€?. I’m sure you’ve gotten my point by now. The more hard-core you fantasize the softer you have to articulate. Unless you’re one of those lucky guys blessed with a nymphomaniac girlfriend you’ll have to transform a butt-fuck into a “gentle embraceâ€?.
Let me give you a practical example. If your girl has taken contraceptive measures she’ll be more than glad to receive a hot load of sperm inside her vagina. Why? Because it serves a natural biological purpose. There’s a huge (female) desire attached to vaginal insemination. The desire for pregnancy and the possibility of actually sleeping with a man who “might just be the right one”, the “good father” is powerful. I know that’s certainly not what you’re thinking at that moment, but as much as men like to play with fire (prostitutes, affairs, STDs in exchange for instant gratification) so do women. They’re just focused on different topics and they usually don’t act on their desires as instinctively as men do. One possibility in regard to the “cum eatingâ€? question we’re addressing here would be to draw clear parallels between ejaculating into a vagina and ejaculating into the mouth. You’ve got to rewrite evolutionary biology to suit your needs and come up with romantic or should I say conservative images like “no matter which way, it always ends up in your stomach and I’ll be a warm loving part of you (and your body)â€?. You have to take HER arguments and throw them back in her face. (In a nice way). Why is anal sex for example any different than vaginal? Is she not totally opening up to you? Does she have commitment issues? You trust her, so why doesn’t she totally trust you. If anal sex is so taboo for her then let her explain why anal sex was a hugely popular form of contraception in Victorian England. Let her explain why cum eating is perverse when for many archaic cultures the swallowing of semen was the most logical way of impregnating the female spouse (- The reason we’re not extinct is pretty much coincidental I suppose). Tell her that she’s arbitrarily defining “good” and “bad” areas on her body (like the stupid erogenous zone behind her ears for example) and that you want to explore ALL of them without exception. You should also ask if she finds your most precious secretion (jizz) disgusting. That should get her into a nice dilemma. In case she says “yesâ€? tell her that you find her pussy juice delicious and that you don’t waste a drop when you go down on her. In the end, all of our secretions aren’t exactly champagne – you have to acquire a taste for them. Let her know that SHE and only SHE is the reason why the salty, sticky stuff dribbling out of her vagina turns to honey (in your head).

The main argument I’m getting to now is the “waste� argument. Be clear in your statements on how uncomfortable you are just spraying your semen onto bedspreads, into condoms and paper-tissues or whatever. Tell her you find it degrading and wasteful and that making love should differ from masturbation through the “sharing� and caring aspect. Sharing love, pleasure, orgasms, secretions. All of it. She wouldn’t accept a couple of Post-It notes as a conversation, now would she? Closeness is physical by definition.

The whole point of this 2nd strategy (to get a woman to swallow with pleasure) is that she has to get something in return. I don’t mean that in the sense of you performing some reciprocal sex act, but in a metaphysical way. The gratification for swallowing has to be and can only take place in her head. She has to feel like the greatest lover you’ve ever had for example or her experiencing a feeling of power over you would also be a nice incentive. Just imagine her silently contemplating the thought “he won’t cheat on me, because the other girls would never swallow�. If you’re lucky she might even go further and start doubting that logic by thinking “what if they DO swallow and he’d go as far as… just because I don’t�. See the dynamic in that subtle way of persuasion. Just be prepared, for she might challenge you by asking you to try and swallow your own cum to see how you like it. It has happened and you should have an answer up your sleeve once it comes to that. Either that or you could just try it.

I’m coming to the end of my little excursion into cum eating persuasion strategies but I’d like to add a little warning. There’s one thing that usually backfires when people try to spice up the sex life. DO NOT trade favors! Don’t go “yeah sure I’m going to eat your pussy for 30 minutes after you’ve swallowed my load�. It just doesn’t work, no matter what you trade. You don’t want her to “get it over with� just because the good part (for her) is coming up. Stay away from this kind of return-on-investment thinking. It kills the pleasure.

As for myself I can say, yes, I’ve been forced to swallow (not in a criminal way though, so put down the phone) and I hated it, I’ve also been throat fucked and forced to swallow and I really got off on it on lots of other occasions. I’ve swallowed to say that I loved someone; I’ve swallowed to impress and gain respect. I’ve swallowed out of fear of losing love and I’ve swallowed for money. I’ve swallowed cum from strangers I gave head to in public restrooms (definitely not recommended – although very enjoyable), I’ve swallowed cum that tasted great and I’ve swallowed cum that seemed to consist of 90% urine and 10% gunk. Eating cum is certainly a physical act but the (dis)pleasure always starts in the head. I’ve asked myself a thousand times why I do it and the simplest answer always pops up first. Because I can.