This is part two of my 3-part “Sheriff Swallows” series. Click any thumbnail to open the gallery. Things got a little more heated towards the end of our photo session and I was dripping wet even before we started taping the cum shot video. The guys seemed to take a real liking to my outfit and we ended up with about 200 photos just of me sucking cock (as “Sheriff Swallows”) that night. I’ll be posting the vidcaps from the cum drinking finale asap. Let’s just say that I put those bottles of beer as well as the shot glasses on my belt to good use. I don’t want to give away too much, but let’s just say that the spunk floating in those Heineken shots looked (and tasted) pretty damn wild…

I’ve always wanted to write. As in writing a book, stories etc. – My first opportunity to do so – with an actual audience – was this blog. Even though English is not my mother tongue I’d like to reach the biggest audience possible, therefore I’m writing in (broken) English. Now I’m getting the chance to publish my own comic. I wrote a first draft and I’d like to get your feedback, actually I NEED your feedback.

Just click the two thumbnails to open page one and two of the first episode of “Britney’s Porno Talks”. This episode is somewhat tame, but I’d love to go a bit further with the idea and write much more controversial stuff once I get the hang of it. Question is, do you guys want to see more? Do you think the concept could be cool? I’m sitting on almost 200 episodes worth of image content that could be dramatized in various interesting ways. Please, please, pretty please post your comments and let me know what you like or don’t like and if you see this idea (porno comics) as something that could attract a substantial readership. Of course I’ll be publishing these for free.

First, dry theory:
A glory hole is a hole in a wall or other partition, often between public lavatory stalls or video booths for men to engage in sexual activity. The partition maintains anonymity or physical separation. To use a glory hole a man puts his penis through the hole to engage in fellatio, or anal intercourse or a handjob. Rough-cut or crudely fashioned glory holes can cause serious lacerations or abrasions to a penis. In some sex clubs and adult theaters, the glory hole is given a protective surface to prevent injuries. Using a glory hole in a public place (such as a restroom) also exposes the participants to possible legal threats, as such behavior could be considered public indecency or lewdness.

…but what if you could have your own personal (portable) gloryhole at home?

Here’s how we did it for my latest HD Video (“Suck-o-Lux 3000″):
First get a 50 inch Plasma TV. Throw away the TV set and keep the box. Assuming the portable gloryhole will be “manned” by a woman – your wife or girlfriend – you must decide if you’ll go for the totally impersonal/anonymous version (= just a hole for the mouth) or the Deluxe 3000 model I built for myself which has openings for the breasts as well.
You can see on my pics that the breast holes work pretty well for big tits but may be a disappointment if used on less well-endowed females. So before you start cutting holes into your box consider this: If the person in the box plans to sit back on her heels her knees will touch the partition containing the holes making it impossible for both the breasts as well as the mouth to line up correctly. You will have to factor in a compartment at the bottom of the box for the knees and part of the legs. If on the other hand the person intends to kneel in an upright position (imagine a capital letter “L” to better visualize the body’s alignment) both boobs and mouth will align correctly. It is important to make this decision before the box cutter comes into play as the height of the respective holes will change up to a foot depending on kneeling-preference. One last thing, cardboard has sharp edges and penile papercuts are – as I’m told – quite unpleasant. You might want to soften those edges with sticky tape or whatever else you deem suitable for the job.

Addendum regarding the tit-holes: Start small and measure the lowest point of the opening to the underside of the breast where it’s attached to the breast-bone not the underside of the boob itself. Then gradually expand the breast holes until you can squeeze through the entire boob. It’s better to use the smallest holes possible as tits are quite flexible. I actually had my better half pull hard (through a rather tiny opening) so my tits received some additional lift (like from a wonderbra). Just don’t use the nipples to pull, but grab hold of the whole breast, then pull. It’s not as uncomfortable as it sounds. Making the boob openings too big will give away too much of the person’s body behind the partition and ruin the illusion.
Feel free to post any questions you might have and I’ll elaborate on the issues I might not have addressed in this post.

Who said living the porn-star life is all glitz and glamour? Not for me at least, even off camera I’m an obedient wifey, vacuuming, dusting, doing the dishes… I don’t enjoy cleaning up, but then again again, I can’t stand kitchen-chaos and piles of laundry around the house either. Guess that explains why I swallow all the time, it just means a lot less additional cleaning-up afterwards. Ever tried to get a cum stain out of a rug? It’s not easy, believe me. I’d much rather gulp down the load an be done with it. Plus it never fails to impress the guy who just got blown. How’s that for women’s lib?

Click on the pic to see the image full size. I just had to post this right away. I’ll put up the full gallery from this series in a couple of days. The still image was taken from one of the two ass-to-mouth videos I shot yesterday. After about 2 hours of hard cock going back and forth between my asshole and my mouth I was so exhausted that both my throat muscles as well as my sphincter had relaxed to a point where I could take pretty much anything. My gag reflex disappeared and I basically just lay there and took whatever came my way. You can see in this pic that I’m pretty cool about having 8 inches of man meat obstructing my airways and I even found the energy to caress the guys balls *lol* Sometimes I impress myself. You know what, I’m gonna make a poster from this pic and hang it over my desk. I just hope that I’ll remember to take it down when my parents come to visit… check out the video at my website CumtrainerHD

Click pics to open the full gallery. If you’d like to see all of my anal, ass-to-mouth, blowjob, cumshot and cum swallowing videos please check out my personal website CumtrainerHD. All my new movies are now available in high-definition video up to 1280×720. Make sure to watch my video welcome message at the top of the homepage to learn more about the recent improvements at Cumtrainer.

…and you thought the church didn’t know what’s going on in our bedrooms. Well, let this be a warning to you. Big Brother Ratzi is omnipresent and watching over us sinners every second of the day. I guess it was no use swallowing the evidence, he already had a pretty good idea of what I was up to in that hotel room.

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