Unnatural shape – Most breasts aren’t perfect orbs and they usually aren’t identical. Be on the lookout for the way they hold in place as she moves around (especially her arms), and how they stay almost the same dimension – instead of flattening out – whether she reaches back or even stretches. Furthermore, when she bends over, you should see them fall if they’re real.

Bubbly look – On the topic of odd breast shapes, the top of her breasts are bubbled up – just like bubble butts. Fake boobs defy gravity, so they might look like they’re bubbling up. Natural breasts follow a more natural sliding curve line from top to bottom.

Overly firm – Real breasts are mostly fat, which gives them a jiggle quality; if they look more like solid muscle, you may be in the presence of a pair of fake ones.

Standing tall – Breasts should be at about armpit height. But some bad breast jobs start them way too high on the chest, as if she’s got two flotation devices strapped to her chin.

Too far apart – If you can fit your fist between her breasts, they’re probably fake. The doctor should have scraped the pectoral tendons to give them a more natural emplacement, but didn’t.

Asymmetrical nipples – True, you don’t always see nipples through clothes, but if she’s wearing a see-through top, a really tight shirt, or even if it’s just a little cold out, take a glance at them. Nipples are seldom perfect, but a bad boob job may put them too high, too low, or not pointing in the same direction.

Stretch marks – This usually stems from the surgery. Skin stretches as we grow, but stretched skin can also leaves marks – usually little red lines. If she went too big or her doctor wasn’t that great, you might spot the stretch marks.

Disproportional body – You can usually tell if her breasts are fake by comparing it to the rest of her body.

As a little training excersise you can click any of the thumbnails to open my “All Natural” samples gallery. Some of those look pretty fake, right? But I can assure you it’s just clever gravity management and cleavage enhancement achived by using push-up bras and corsetts etc. – And yes, it’s always the same model.

If the color pink gives you headaches you might wanna skip this little photo set. On the other hand if big round asses, juicy tits, high heels and blowjobs float your boat, then go ahead and click those damn thumbnails…

If you check out this second makeover gallery you’ll get a first glimpse of my other makeover attempt. You already saw my first “new look” in the previous post. I haven’t done a movie with the lighter (more brownish) hairdo yet, but I’ll definitely try it as soon as I get a chance. You gotta have both images and moving pictures to get an idea of how the potential new “me” really looks. Stay tuned for more.

It’s so much more fun shooting photos outside during the hot summer months than with artificial lighting in some hotel room or at home in my apartment. I’ve already gone bikini shopping and bought a couple of really hot (and very skimpy) outfits with matching high heels which I’ll be putting to good use over the next couple of weeks. So keep your eyes peeled. Here’s a little taste of things to come, not a bikini series, but plenty of big boobs shots and a couple of nice ass pics too. Enjoy and please keep posting those comments (just click the link below) I love to get feedback and hear what you have to say. – BTW, I’ve just uploaded two new anal/ass-to-mouth high-def videos to the members area. There’s no such thing as a summer slowdown at CumtrainerHD!

I shot this one a couple of weeks ago, right after the “Sheriff Swallows” cumdrinking movie. I wanted to do something more relaxed without “props” and without any semen guzzling weirdness. And quite frankly I needed a good shag. – So here’s a mellow movie for a change, a video you can actually show to your girlfriend/wife without instantly grossing her out. Who know’s maybe she likes it… then you can slowly work your way towards the ass-to-mouth stuff *lol* – Click any thumbnail to open the gallery. The full HD Video is already online and downloadable at my website.

What would Jesus do? Episode three of my porn comic “Britney’s Porno Talks” is ready and I’m posting the preview here on the board. As always I’m looking forward to reading your reviews. I told you guys this could get controversial, so why not take on religion and up the ante a little…

In one of the comments regarding my last comic post a helpful reviewer suggested that porn and politics don’t mix. It took me over a week to come up with a reply to that statement and here it is: Porn IS politics. Always.

This is part one of my 3-part “Sheriff Swallows” series. First a couple of soft core photos I shot right before the actual taping of the video. No cock sucking, just good clean big tits pics…

Day 2: I’m still very enthusiastic about my Porn Comic idea so I decided to give you another example, this one is much more “political” and critical than yesterday’s sex-talk-only approach. As I said, I don’t want them to be just entertaining or pornographic, but a little controversial too. I’d like to address current issues and trends as much as possible. The fantasy role playing part usually comes automatically, so that’s not something I have to consciously work into the stories.

Again, I beg you (I am actually on my knees as I’m typing this…) to give me input and feedback. Artwork, writing, story, whatever bugs you the most or whatever you like best about the comic strips. By the way, can I call those cartoons or are they comics? What’s the difference? I’m sure someone can clarify the terminology Please leave your comments for one or both Episodes of “Britney’s Porno Talks”. Also if you have a better title for the project that refers to the sexual nature as well as the discursive content of the stories, feel free to post it as a comment. Thanks guys!