I’ve just finished this incredibly entertaining book called “Plane Insanity” yesterday and I’d like to share a little excerpt with you taken from a passage that particularly impressed me:
A twenty-year flight attendant says she has witnessed every imaginable in-flight sexploit. “I’ve seen couples going at it in seats, in bathrooms, I’ve witnessed a co-pilot and flight attendant having sex in the cockpit. I’ve seen many blowjobs, and a couple of men going down on their women. And one lucky guy had two women going down on him.”
“During a flight from Auckland, I noticed a man leaning back in his seat, eyes closed, with a look of ecstasy on his face. The blanket across his lap was moving up and down. After a while, the blanket fell off, showing a woman actually giving the guy a blowjob. At this point, one of the flight attendants tapped the passenger on the shoulder and said, “this type of behavior is not appropriate in business class.” To the crew’s amazement, the lady giving the blow job was so into what she was doing, she didn’t even notice. She continued her stellar performance until the recipient forced her to stop. They both stared up at the flight attendant who repeated her warning: “This type of behavior is not appropriate in business class.” The woman, with drool hanging out of her mouth and all, asked “Can we take a seat in coach?”
