I have a soft spot for smokers. Actually two. My mouth and my pussy. I’ve really had enough of the health craze that’s trying to strip us of all pleasures know to man (including your sexuality) but at the same time sells you back pretty much everything you don’t need in your life. Is your bottled water oxygen enriched? Do you avoid meat (man meat?) like the plague)? Did you buy those fat reduced chips? - And I hope you gave up fucking around too, as it will surely kill you…

…as will living in a fucking bomb shelter, even if you’re a masturbating vegetarian. Face it, you’re gonna DIE. Tomorrow or in 50 years. Nobody knows. You might as well have fun YOUR way. Stupid or not, it’s nobody else’s business. Where am I going with this? I’ll tell you. I LIKE giving head to guys who crack open a couple of cans of beer while I’m sucking away kneeling between their legs. I like it when they watch TV and ask me to hand them a smoke and a light while blow them for an hour on the couch. I don’t bring up women’s liberation or health issues but take pleasure in the fact that a (somewhat) drunk guy doesn’t blow his load as quickly as a sober man will. And when he downs his third can of beer I’ll swallow his nicotine laced wad of cum and thank him for a great evening. Doesn’t sound like the sex you’re having? Not the PC version of lovemaking you’re being exposed to over and over again on TV? Damn right it isn’t. It’s MY (sex)life and I’m loving it. Forget all the “thou shalt”s and start focusing on the “I would like to…” again. This way you won’t have to look back on your own life one day and say, “I wish I’d risked just a little bit more”. Forget what’s bad for you. Living is “bad” for you, there’s never a happy ending (unless you’re religious). You’re here for a while then you’re gone. Simple as that. So why not get so much more out of the “here” bit of the equasion, for you and your loved ones?