Big Breasts – Learn to distinguish fake from real
Posted on 29. Oct, 2007 by Britney in Advice Information, Babes
Unnatural shape – Most breasts aren’t perfect orbs and they usually aren’t identical. Be on the lookout for the way they hold in place as she moves around (especially her arms), and how they stay almost the same dimension – instead of flattening out – whether she reaches back or even stretches. Furthermore, when she bends over, you should see them fall if they’re real.
Bubbly look – On the topic of odd breast shapes, the top of her breasts are bubbled up – just like bubble butts. Fake boobs defy gravity, so they might look like they’re bubbling up. Natural breasts follow a more natural sliding curve line from top to bottom.
Overly firm – Real breasts are mostly fat, which gives them a jiggle quality; if they look more like solid muscle, you may be in the presence of a pair of fake ones.
Standing tall – Breasts should be at about armpit height. But some bad breast jobs start them way too high on the chest, as if she’s got two flotation devices strapped to her chin.
Too far apart – If you can fit your fist between her breasts, they’re probably fake. The doctor should have scraped the pectoral tendons to give them a more natural emplacement, but didn’t.
Asymmetrical nipples – True, you don’t always see nipples through clothes, but if she’s wearing a see-through top, a really tight shirt, or even if it’s just a little cold out, take a glance at them. Nipples are seldom perfect, but a bad boob job may put them too high, too low, or not pointing in the same direction.
Stretch marks – This usually stems from the surgery. Skin stretches as we grow, but stretched skin can also leaves marks – usually little red lines. If she went too big or her doctor wasn’t that great, you might spot the stretch marks.
Disproportional body – You can usually tell if her breasts are fake by comparing it to the rest of her body.
As a little training excersise you can click any of the thumbnails to open my “All Natural” samples gallery. Some of those look pretty fake, right? But I can assure you it’s just clever gravity management and cleavage enhancement achived by using push-up bras and corsetts etc. – And yes, it’s always the same model.
M
29. Oct, 2007
just for the record – natural breasts can also have stretch marks from natural weight gain/loss, so that’s not necessarily a giveaway.
S
29. Oct, 2007
Stretch marks also occur due to pregnancy. Especially if breastfeeding, as this makes the breasts grow even larger.
Joel Wideman
30. Oct, 2007
Wrong, wrong, wrong. Natural breasts can have one or more of these supposed giveaways, while implants can completely lack any of them. The days of obvious boob jobs are, thankfully, near an end.
Evillain
15. Nov, 2007
the only real way to know if their fake (even the perfect job) is to actually looking while doing it. If she’s on her back and they stand up instead of flatening out, you know their fake. You can also know when she’s on all 4 look at her from the side and if she has wrinkles (not strech marks but wrinkles) on the side of her boobs their fake. Also if she’s blonde, says never had sex before, dresses like a hore, goes out with you because of your money, or has a contract with a music label, their fake.
That German Guy
16. Nov, 2007
It’s always fun to learn something new
anthony evans
15. Dec, 2007
they are all HOTTTTTTTTT!
BoobDude
15. Dec, 2007
Good article. Thanks
tom
22. Dec, 2007
First, let me say you are beautiful and incredibly yummy! Wow! Second, can I just tell you one of my fantasies? My wife does not have any kind of oral fixation, thus, blowjobs are very rare for me and I have to ask. Swallowing? Not likely… Anyway, I’ve always thought it would be fun to come home late from work some night, when she’s already sleeping, sneak into the room, position my cock right against her lips and gently work my way into her mouth. I wonder if she would wake up with a start or just gradually begin sucking. Could be fun! Just thought it would be fun to tell someone. thanks for listening.
Daniel
25. Dec, 2007
Hey hey. Those are great breasts no matter what. ALways. Oh, and please be sure to have a very Merry Christmas beautiful!