Bonus Butt Shots: Big Ass, small waist.

Bonus butt-shots from my most recent video. – Honestly, I never thought of myself as having a great ass but what I do have is a tiny waist. And in a way that’s kind of the secret ingredient which highlights the boobs and butt. Just makes both look bigger. And since I’m more curvy than slim I guess I’ve still got a pretty decent hourglass-figure because of my waist. Don’t mean this as an insult, but when I look at Kate Upton I marvel at her tits (they’re amazing) unfortunately she has no waist at all. It’s almost weird looking and I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s noticed. Google it.

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Video Quickie #4 – Dildo Masturbation

Let’s get the embarrassing stuff out of the way first. Yes, at 3:45 I’m actually peeⅰng on the camera. Just a drop, no biggie. I’ve been known to “squirt” a little bit during orgasm but that usually happens in my bedroom, in private. So there you go, involuntary peepee porn. You saw it here first. Since I didn’t get a chance to climax during the “Big Gulp” shoot, this little Quickie was the logical choice with the lights all set up and everything. Also I was curious to try out my new suction cup dildo. Had it gathering dust on a shelf for at least half a year, never even unpacked it. I found it to be a bit too pointy and inflexible for my tastes, would have preferred a more girthy and softer rubber dick instead. In the end it didn’t matter, once I started flicking the bean I pretty much ignored Mr. Stiffy anyway. There are two minutes of bonus footage from my cellphone camera at 4:45. Didn’t know what to do with it, so there you go.

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Suction Cup Dildo porn outtakes (photos)

Behind the scenes bonus pics from the suction-cup dildo Quickie. Things get interesting and a little bit confusing once a mirror is involved. It does make your head spin a little. Really interesting pussy shots in this one, check out the video.

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Cum-Blast from the Past #4 (Retro Photos)


Overall quality improves quite a bit in this fourth retro re-appearance of Blonde Britney. This time it’s all photos in two Megapixel glory. Turn of the millennium cutting-edge technology! We spare no costs. – I’ve just been thinking that when I started out so long ago I probably thought, hey let’s upload a few cocksucking and tit pics and see what the feedback’s like. But if you’d told me that 15 years later I’d be labeling my own content as “vintage porn” I’d have laughed in your face. As it turns out you were right, my imaginary friend from the past. To me vintage porn is seventies and eighties stuff, from Deepthroat to Ron Jeremy in his heyday. Now my movies are the old movies, hell, I’m old. It’s crazy. The reason “Retro” won’t go away though is that there’s a massive amount of nostalgia attached to what you grew up with. Music or porn, doesn’t matter, it all brings back personal memories and early formative experiences. There’s a value in that. (full gallery)

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Impaling myself on a suction-cup dildo

Impaling myself on the new suction-cup dildo. I stuck the thing on a mirror in order to get some pretty awesome shots for my upcoming masturbation video. Also kept my cellphone’s cam rolling for a few extra hot angles. These are just the stills from the phone. Check out the whole gallery here.

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Cum-Blast from the Past #3 (Retro Photos)


A mix of photos and video captures, this time from what might well be my first ever recorded blowjob (and cum swallowing scene). The hardcore shots must be from 1999 the softcore pics could be early 2000 but it’s impossible to tell for me at this point in time. And sweet Lord I was thin as a rail back then, it’s almost cartoonish how skinny I look in the screencaps. I’ve looked at some of the follow up shoots from 2001/2002 and it feels like I’ve doubled in size within a couple of years. I’m sure I’ve gained a pound per year since 1999, maybe even more. But still, I can’t complain, I’ve never lost my tiny waist and that makes me look busty and curvy as opposed to just fat. Dodged that bullet! One more Blonde Britney set on the way and after that we come to the beginning of the redhead Britney era.

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Big Gulp: Drooling cum all over his balls

A couple of oral cumshots and some rough tit-squeezing from my new “Big Gulp” video. (watch it here)

Freezing rain, sniveling youngsters who cough in your face, contagious handrails on the subway. Ah, winter, what’s not to like? Everyone’s sick here and I’ve had all the flu-like symptom imaginable. All of them. In and out of bed for a week now, everyday I’m hoping my lungs and throat will feel normal the next morning. So far no luck, I’m dizzy and I still feel like crap. But the site needs updating. So, despite the grogginess, I actually managed two shorter shoots on Monday and I’ve got one video 90% edited and one already online for you. Two new galleries are on the way and the second movie will go live by the end of the week. Now if you’ll please excuse me, I have to crawl back into bed and feel sorry for myself.

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Cum-Blast from the Past #2 (Retro Photos)

 

Blond Britney returns from 1999 and hops out of the DeLorean to delight us with a second helping of vintage porn goodness. In this gallery we graduate to two Megapixel photos, which means they’re a bit bigger and sharper than the first “Blast” pix. – But let’s address the Elephant in the room. And by Elephant I mean the chubbier 2015 version of myself that seems to have at least doubled her bra cup-size since the turn of the century. I actually googled this phenomenon just now and I’m fairly confident it’s not a brain tumor that’s causing my boob growth. Quite a big number of women seem to report unexpected growth spurts during their 20s and 30s, even without the hormonal impact of pregnancy and breast feeding. So I guess I am normal after all. Diet seems to be a factor andtherefore a change in eating habits may play a role over the years. Also I’m pretty sure weight gain (guilty as charged) can add a pound or two to your ribcage as well.

(full gallery)

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