I didn’t get much time to update the blog those last couple of weeks, none whatsoever actually. So anyway, here’s an old promo gallery (from my early days in porn) which I kinda love but I’m also a little embarrassed about. Why? Just take a look at my eyes, I must have been so drunk that night, I probably had a hard time just standing upright in those heels. No wonder I latched onto the firs available dick to steady myself. There might be a video of that night somewhere in my archives, but honestly I have no recollection what happened after we took those photos…

The one chapter (from “Alice - Through the Looking Glass”) they never told you about when you were a kid tells an interesting story about Alice’s carnal encounter with Humpty Humpy, the evil twin brother of the famous and beloved egg-shaped character… No seriously, this is a huge anal/ass-to-mouth video which I’m gonna have to split into two parts. I’ve decided to keep it very realistic this time and left in everything, including the “preparation” phase right at the beginning. Stay tuned for the throat fucking & ATM (ass-to-mouth) conclusion which I’m gonna upload asap.
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Italian urologist Dr Maria Cerruto discovered that a pair of “moderately high-heeled shoes” had beneficial effects. “I adore high-heeled shoes and I wanted to find something positive about them,” said Dr Cerruto, of the University of Verona. “In the end I achieved my goal. The heels influence and work the pelvic muscles and reduce the need to exercise them. We now hope to prove that wearing heels during daily activity may reduce the need for the pelvic exercises necessary to keep that part of a woman’s anatomy toned and elastic.” The study involved 66 women under the age of 50. Dr Cerruto discovered that women who held their feet at a 15-degree angle to the ground, the equivalent of a two-inch heel, showed up to 15 per cent less electrical activity in their pelvic muscles. This suggests the muscles are more relaxed with higher heels, increasing their strength and ability to contract. Dr Cerruto added: “Women often have difficulty in carrying out the right exercises for the pelvic zone and wearing heels could prove to be the solution. more

Another reason to love fake boobs. JERUSALEM (Reuters) - An Israeli woman’s breast implants saved her life when she was wounded in a Hizbollah rocket attack during Israel’s war with the Lebanese group, a hospital spokesman said Tuesday. Doctors found shrapnel embedded in the silicone implants, just inches from the 24-year-old’s heart. “She was saved from certain death,” said a spokesman for Nahariya Hospital in northern Israel. The woman has been released from hospital.

God, compared to her I feel like Kate Moss now

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This is part one of the Pussy in Boots video, taken from the “classics” archive. It’s just the usual, me on my knees sucking cock, me on my back getting my throat fucked, me on my knees once more getting it on doggy style. I really like the bits though where the guy’s balls are actually resting on my eyes while I’m struggling not to retch as I’m holding my breath. Kinda embarrassing for me to look at in a way, but still hot. - Find my latest HD Video downloads @ Cumtrainer.com

Ok, you look at the pic below (the babe in the pink stockings) and you see a silicone doll. Life-sized, incredibly hot but still a doll. But let’s be honest, when you look a the three thumbnails above at least one of those ladies has you fooled, right? For me it’s the one in the middle, she’s incredibly life-like and I would never have guessed it’s a Real Doll (www.realdoll.com) had I seen this out of context. - If you’ve had enough of women talking back to you and not doing anal you can now fork over 6000 bucks and have the women of your dreams custom made and shipped in a big discreetly labeled box. Check out the gallery I’ve made or the website to start building your own dream girl, uh, I mean doll.